I'm proud to say masturbation is my favorite sport! I have sent info to a few of you and thank those who were horny enough to respond in kind. Now, let me introduce you to Thrusterbation!

I have been masturbating ever since I can remember. I first ejaculated when I was 11, kind of a surprise at the time. When I was a child I used to lie in bed at night and take the frenulum [underside of the penis head] between my thumb and first two fingers; then I would wiggle my thumb back and forth against my fingers with that ever-so-sensitive fold of penis skin in between. This would flick the head of my penis back and forth until it would throb just like it does when you ejaculate. I just couldn't ejaculate then.

One method I had used nearly every night in my teens was to put two pillows together, stick my penis in the resulting crack, and bang away. The rest of the family said I made a lot of noise at night. I slept on the top bunk of one of those wooden trundle beds, so I guess they were right.

Now I heartily recommend a thrusting/humping method of masturbation as well as the usual penis stroking. For penis stroking I usually use the full fist on the shaft and pump it up and down. I call my new mount-and-thrust method "Thrusterbation." This consists of using something you like to fit around your penis or ram it into — preferably something soft, spongy, and cylindrical. It should fit around your penis snug, but not too tight. There are many jelly-like plastic sleeves on the market you can use for this. I stick my sleeve in between some firm pillows or cushions, grease up my penis, stick it in, and hump away. I have the sleeve wrapped in a soft old T-shirt so when I blast my splurge it don't mess up the pillows. It feels real good to have a fuzzy blanket or cushion against my hairy butt while I hump, too. I usually go for 30 to 45 minutes this way in a single masturbation session, sometimes an hour or longer if I'm really wound up. There are times when I don't masturbate for 4 or 5 days in a row — then I set aside a special time just to enjoy myself. For the first session I masturbate with my full fist really quick, just to take the edge off the horniness. The second session, about an hour or so later, I make a really wild Thrusterbation one — this makes for a super-intense orgasm. I like to call it a full-body orgasm. I really get into rammin' that sleeve; my orgasms are so intense that when I feel myself start to ejaculate, I thrust my hips forward so my penis will be as far as I can get it in my makeshift vagina and just hold still while I blast my semen. All the while I make loud groans, grunts, and gasps. I'm sure the twinkle in neighbor's eye later is because, like when I was a teen ager, I still make too much noise at night.

Try this sometime, brother masturbators — I think you'll enjoy it just as much as I do!


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