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ARMAFLEX SIMULATOR: comments

I can guarantee the Armaflex is the best of all. You dont even need to close off one end. Just cut off a foot or so of the Armaflex rubber pipe insulation (save the rest for future use) and wrap electrical tape around it to tighten it up in a few stragegic places, or wrap rubber bands around it. Then lube it up and go! It's awesome! Easy clean up and a 6 foot section will cost about $10 and will last you forever. I have used this method for 20 years, and have found nothing that comes close. It feels even better than the real thing! You can even put the open end over your shop vac for some enjoyable suction action! =:] P.S. Be sure to get the type without the slit in the side. The adhesive is very abrasive (and painful) and it just doesnt work. The solid type is available and is far superior and worth searching for.

Some gym equipment (home gyms etc.) comes with rubber pads fitted around the pipes that work really well too. The type of pads used on the leg lift attachments work great. Just find a size that's comfortable fit, pull it off the bar and lube it up. Totally awesome! Nice squeeze and it lubes really nice with lotion. Lasts forever too...You can add rubber bands or electrical tape to adjust the tightness of the squeeze. You're gonna love it! enjoy.

I have to say, the Armaflex simulator is absolutely amazing! I've enjoyed a number of the other simulators suggested here as well as some of the "professional" ones yu find in stores,Êthis one beats them all: it definetly deserves the 5 hands!!!!

As a expert jacker myself and a refridgeration contracter. I would like to comment that refridgeration grade armaflex is better to jack with because it is seemless and more flexable and availaible in many sizes.even for the extra large.

Try also climaflex 35 x 13 mm. The device is more stable because of the somewhat stiffer material. With 40 mm. pvc end-stop. The armaflex has more souplesse than the climaflex. Comfortable vacuroom!

i cant seem to find this armaflex any where,where do they sell it,iv checked hardware store all over...nothing found

This is my favourite, and I have not found a better method in 35 odd years of masturbation. It squeezes your penis even better than a real vagina (the one I've had experience with anyway!). I find it better to put the lube inside the entrance of the Armaflex, rather than just on your penis. I leave the end open because I find it stimulating to watch the tip of my penis as I'm working it, it is nice to watch yourself squirt, and you can always hold the end closed by hand when you want to. I find that the closed end gives too much stimulation (even more than a real vagina) and it is more difficult to clean. You can also add more lube without missing a stroke if it becomes too dry. One of the more interesting things about Armaflex is that it can be compressed lengthwise somewhat. This means that even though I am an average sized guy (about 5 3/4 inches long), I can push about 8 inches of Armaflex onto my penis.

Instead of closing the foam tube with 2-component epoxy, you can also close the tube with a pvc pipe, external diameter 40 mm, with an end stop, and fix the tube around the pipe with a hose clamp. Yesterday, after reading about the device, I found a neutral foam tube, 34 mm. internal, that can be opened and that opened actually soon, because of the repeated pressure from the inside. I taped the tube around, first with a transparent non flexible tape, that prevented however going both ways in a smooth way. The free movement and expansion of the tree was blocked, so did the birdy trying to fly higher. I found a flexible tape, elastic bandage, that would ÒfollowÓ the diametrical movements of the foam over the length. And it does !, especially around the Ò4Ó cm band, so that you can feel the narrowness of the funnel or go through in the tunnel, dependent on the position of the band and the condition of the tree and the bird on top. Flex bands give flex ends. As I have still a both ends open tube now, I can lube, sunflower oil, from above and when I cut some of the tube I can see the running of the birdy, with open mouth. I saw it already in the relatively dark tunnel. Good walking in the tube now, but some lube looses through the cut, that also gently sucks some skin of the tree through it. I put the cut at 9 oÕclock, and alternated to 3 now. To change position of the cut, the tunnel has to be left empty for a while. This is stimulating because when you enter again, the pressure around rises from zero, as the tree and birdy do from the inside. Move the tunnel by pushing it from above down, with the open hand up the opening, while the other hand helps just at the top of the tunnel. By accident I felt already the sucking effect of the vacuum because I closed the upper end of the tube with my hand while moving it. The open end under makes nice feeling steps in the orange field. The tunnel does the work. I try to find a closed tube too. I was experimenting the last few hours, so I share with you and Êunderstand much better now the stop and go method. You can manage your arousal so well, that is much easier to stay on the road and not arrive at your possible destination. Nice to make your own map. First I go out for the 40mm stop and the hose clamp..

This is the BEST. I couldn't find the 1 3/8" sizeÊarmaflex so I bought the 1". It work out GREAT withouth theÊrubber bands. I just put alittle hand lotion just inside the opening and then insert your penis. Even if your not hard, you can actually squeeze just above the opening and it will suck your penis in to get it hard. It feels like a real vagina. Try it, you'll love it !!!!

This is great simulator.. I've been using one for about year now---even made one for a buddy of mine with the left-over tubing.ÊTry this method---- after getting a hard-on, insert your lubed penis into it and give it a few strokes and squeezes which creates a tight suction feel. Next, lay down on the bed or sofa, face-down and just with your arms out to the side to grab on for stabiliity thenÊ" go to town" as if your were having intercourse. The weight of your body keeps the Armaflex in place and it doesnt move around. Feels practically like the real thing. Works great while masturbating in the shower too.

Cut the ends off of a Nerf football so you have about a two inch flat surface on each end. Hollow out the ball and insert a slightly longer piece of Armaflex through it. Combine this with the "between the mattress" technique. I have tried many of the expensive artificial vaginas that are available. While quite good, they are nowhere near as good nor cheap as this. And you don't have to go through the embarrassment of buying an artificial vagina. Just a football and some pipe insulation.

This is a great technique, for a good variation, try using the "heating" massage lotions, such as the one by Wet International. These oils heat up as you stroke, so pretty soon your armaflex simulator will feel like a nice warm vagina. Oh, and I was able to find the Armaflex I needed for the simulator by going to http://www.armacell.com/www/armacell/armacell.nsf/ansHTMLSeitenLookUp/US_Frame?OpenDocument and calling the rep for my area. This is a great idea, thanks JW

BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS: comments

I have been masturbating for over 3 years and the was the greatest technique i have ever used.. but i didnt use vaseline i used lotion and it work just as good... IT FELT GREAT!!

It didnÕt work for me

I tried this method and it a very intense orgasm, i was sweatin like crazy. i had to use two baggies one inside the other to keep it from ripping, also i would recommend a medium to large size baggy. Good times. 17 OH

omg, iv had tons of sex, and if u close ur eyes its almost the exact same...no more hand, its all plasic baggy now :P

Amazing - after many years of jerking, the best ever!!

This technique is great! Be warned, it can be a bit messy. Oh, and if you bed or whatever is a bit too high for you to go straight on, or at all....kneel on a pillow, or pile up a few towels or dirty clothes. Make sure they are as flat as possible and stack neatly so you are as level as possible. If your bed or whatever is too low, try using a pillow ontop of your bed and hold the pillow down with your hands(you wont need them!), and stack towels or whatever if you need to.

i am still a virgin so i don't know how sex feels like butÊif that is even just 1/8 like real sex, sex must be awesome!!!Ê- C. 15,ÊCalifornia

This is absolutely amazing!!!!!!

WOW!!!! i am 18 and i have just stumbled upon this site today and as soon as i read about this i had to do it.. it is truly the best thing iv ever done!!! i give it a big two thumbs up!

OMG!!!! !_! i have never exploded quite like that before but well i did and i just wanted u to know my appretiation... this tech. left me empty as possible, since i hadn't ejaculated in a while i was sore from lack there of that this left me weak in the well my body

i dont see how you guys have been doing this! my mattress is really low t the ground and i cant bend downt that far

I used baby oil instead of vaseline as i didn't have any! O'h my god it is so amazing, i thought it would be okay but it was more than that. I've been wanking for about 4 years and nothing can compare to this - i have never orgasmed properly until now - i was actually skaing it was so good. Hopefully, when i doÊstart having sex, the guys arse will be similar to this...Ê16 UK

Hollly sh*t that was amazing. The startup was a little rough, but the ejaculation makes up for it! It was the best ejaculation I've had in a long time. For a few minutes I couldn't walk because my legs were like butter!!!!! Cleanup is a breeze too. Thanks whoever came up with that!!!

I am a 23 year old male and I have my own technique of the "Baggie and Matress". The first thing I do is put some lube in the tip of a condom and then unroll the condom onto my penis. Now, if youÊmen want to try this, be carefull not to spill any lube when you first start to unroll the condom onto your penis. Then I lay down on my bed, usually face down, and I either use a pillow or my hand to rub my penis. This will always feel better than a baggie because it's going to be a tighter fit on your penis and the lube stays near the tip of your penis. The biggest reason I masturbate like this is that I, like most men, get very tired right afterÊshooting a lot of semen (like if I've been masterbating 30 minutes or more). After ejaculating, I can then go right to sleep. After I wake up I dispose of the condom and semen. I don't have to worry about cleaning up right after I ejaculate. The other reason I like to masterbate using a condom is that I can keep my clothes on. Even with clothes on, I can hump the pillow orÊuse my hand by grabing my penisÊfrom the outside ofÊmy underwear or even when I'm wearing jeans

this technique felt good it felt like i was having sex i usually do this one watching porn but it wasn't messy after ejaculated so that was but after i cummed in the bag i had my girlfriend eat out the bag

Try the same method, but switch everything to a leather sofa (that is, if you have a leather sofa at home). All you do is lube up your penis, put it between seating pat while you kneel infront of the sofa, lean over seating pat and add pressure to the pats (to your desire, and I prefer the feeling of a tight wet vagina), and hump away. Feeling is incredible!

if i were you i would take another baggie and put it between the 2 wich would create the same effect but may ot b effective im young and i would know trust me

This is a great way to get off. It feels so much like real sex.

This is the closes thing to real sex as I have ever tried. I really love it. I like to hump when I masturbate because its like real sex so this is a great way to do it. It feels a lot like a woman's vagina, watching some good porn along with doing this is the most fun I have with out real sex. 17 Male Michigan

Another way to do this is to use the back of your computer chair. Many have a detachable back rest which feels very similar to couch cushions. Just unscrew the back, insert the bag and your penis, lower the back rest again and go at it. It's good because you can watch stuff on your computer screen while you do it.

Great technique..but I found something to make it even better. Use 2 pillows instead of ther mattress, and put the baggie between the pillows, but wrapÊa heated back-massager around the bag. I used the homedics chair massager..it heats and vibrates in different areas. This is AWESOME!!

WOW!! that was great!!, it was my first time and i never felt an orgasm like that before. I was a little nervous about not working, but was i suprised.

I loved this so much. it was glorious. I remember once i did it and broke the bag (mess) lol. i am sad because i ran out of vasaline and cant find any more.. AND I NEED IT AGAIN.. i get the feeling i lost my virginity to my bed.

Oh my god I tried this technique, and it was the best. I got stuck in my room for a couple hours going through 5 condoms. It felt so real, and a good porn, made the day. As long as I am alone and have a baggie toilet paper roll and a good porn, I am a happy man.Ê Thank you so much, I will be reading for more comments on this. 5 stars all the way

this is one of my fave techniques but i made a small change i put the pillow on the bag and i layed on the pillow. OH YEAH AND I'D CUT OFF THE TOP OF THE SANDWICH BAGGIE!

The best way to make it feel exactly fit for your penis and even tighter for a better feeling, is to use your hand and make a cylinder, somewhat like a fist. Lay on your stomach on the bed, and put your penis in your hand. MAKE SURE TO USE LUBRICATION. Then pump up and down, and its a really good simulation. Also you can release muscles from your hand and tighten for simulations of vagina.

The greatest is the baggie technique for masturbating and you donÕt have to go thru all the mushy stuff afterwards like you would with a partner. I cut off the part of the baggie with the ziplock to make it a smoother ride; also putting a vibrating egg inside the plastic makes the experience much more powerful! Instead of Vaseline, I use a lube called Gun Oil, which is a longer lasting lube so it doesnÕt take a lot of it at one time. After 44 years, I am glad to find a better way to jo (several times a week!) Ð it really has helped keep me safe from STDÕs/HIV. KD Ð Houston, Tx

Hey, if anyone ever gets to reading this, this is the best technique for masterbatinng ever. I've still going through puberty (extremely late..17 yo), and i only ejaculate when it feels really good, and everytime for this technique it works so freakin much, even back to back. No blanks. But the only problem is that i feel like absolute CRAP after doing this. I feel like such a loser. I mean i completely beleive, and love masturbating...but we are having a foursome with a ziploc bag, vaseline, and our goddamn MATRESS!!! IT's so depressing that i spend hours doing that and then while im ejaculating, im calling myself a loser. QUITE QUITE sad.

Here's a variation I discovered by accident when I found myself at home alone. I had been sleeping on one of those vinyl air mattresses. I let a little air out of it so that it would fold in half lengthwise. I got some soap and lubed the crease where the two halves came together. Then I inserted myself and started going at it. My weight on top of the folded mattress made the crease tighter. It felt so good that I didn't last very long. There was a mess to clean up afterward too, so the baggie is a very good idea.

Instead of a matress get a 4 ft long bean bag and go at it. I like the bean bag much better because I have more control over the long bag and I can lay on it (don't have to stand) I just wish I could staple the baggie to the bag because it would feel much better if the baggie would stay in one place (or maybe I just dont have enough lube) I intend to try this my only test with this failed because I heard my parents get home :( - age 17, Ks

AMAZING! I used a large Ziploc baggie Vaseline and humped the crap out of this baggie. I have a prettyhigh pillow top bed (new and the weigh it created was great. In addition I edged the entire time for almost 1 1/2 . What sent me over the edge was when the door opened and my other half walked in and said you are quite creative. When I stood up the Ziploc was attached and she said I have not seen you ejaculate that much in eons. Thanx

Another variation of this is to use a surgical rubber glove with some KY or your favorite lube. Put the rubber glove on, pour some lube in the palm of your gloved hand and make sure to spread it around. Then, when you are hard enough, just pull the opening of the glove back over your hand (while still clutching wood) and cover your penis. That way, you don't have a mess on your hands. Use your favorite position. On top of a couple of pillows or a soft couch works best for me.

Here's my variation on the baggie/sock/mattress technique: Insert a vibrator (or two) into the sock, around the outside of the baggie or condom. Insert between mattresses a have at it. It puts pressure on your penis, and adds a new dimension: vibration! Play around with vibrator placement. I particularly enjoy two vibrators either both right next to each other under my penis, so it makes a sort of triangle, or one on either side of my penis.

Been doing this for years. If you haven't got a mattress handy, just use a big piece of cushion foam. Cut a slot in it , put a few big elastic bands around the opening and along the foam for about the same length as your stiff penis. Slide in the plastic bag with some hand cream or vaseline inside, feed in your penis and hump away. Very handy when you go camping. If someone asks you what the foam is for, just say it's an extra pillow! Jon. 17. U.K.

I masturbate about 3 times a week. After visiting your website, I decided to try the baggie-mattress technique.ÊIt was honestly mindblowing. Within about two minutes, I was ready to burst. I would advise everyone to try this. Here are some help tips:
1. I use vaseline...easy cleanup and wonderful lubricant
2. If it does not feel tight enough, press down on the mattress with your hands.
3. When you are ready to burst,Êthrust into the mattress as far as possible...you will be pleased.

Wow, ive gotta tell you, this is definetely one of the best techniques i've ever tried and ive been masturbating for about 3 years. ÊI had sex with a girl when i was 12 and this felt very comparable to that. I loved it and I think anyone looking for a good time alone sometime, should try this! I also found that you can put ur penis in the split between couch cusions and it feels like your doing missionary style with a girl. -15, Iowa

I see that many people complain about discomfort. I know what they mean: you usually find your matress too low to the ground. I've invented a new way to do this one: Get a storage baggie and fold the top over like you were rolling up a condom, but not all the way. Just enough to get the rigid zipping part out of the way. Roll ir up a little bit so its a little bigger than your penis (you might want to use one of the sides for a smoother fit). Wrap a folded towel around it, to give it a firm shape. Tah-duh! Its now portable. UseÊsome lube. Tips: You can go in the bathroom for this one if you don;t get too much privace. Just turn your shower on and aim the shower head towards t he wall so it sounds like you're taking a shower. You can use your own saliva for lube if you need to. Try putting it between the toilet lid and the toilet seat if you want to get a good humping motion. If not, try squeezing the towel some to get more feeling, and dont use a ton of lube since it might make it too slick and harder to reach an orgasm. I used this technique only once so far, but it works perfect. The high point, before you ejaculate and fully orgasm, lasts a long time and feels great! Much better than your hand.

Here is my variation to the Baggie and the Mattress stimulation method. I put a few drops of baby oil (because I find it easier to clean up then Vasoline)in the sandwhich bag and rub the bag around to get the baby oil all over the bag. Then I put the bag over my erect penis, wrapping the extra bag around my penis and then placing a small elastic band (not to small though) at the base of the penis to hold the bad on. I then lay on my bed (or the floor if you prefer)placing my penis between 2 pillows (preferably not to hard and not too soft). I hug the pillows and pump away.

This is by the far thebest technique I have ever tried. The orgasm I get are just mindblowing. I encourage EVERYONE to do this. I do things a little different though. For one, I use a rubber glove instead. I find the latex to be much more comfortable and soft. Second, I like to use a paper towel roll (as mentioned on this site). This technique really makes your fantasies come alive (not literally, sorry boys :p ). Highly recomended.

My version of the bag-in-mattress is a block of softish foam rubber about 5cm thick and wider than your hard-on, a condom and a teaspoonful of coconut oil. Despite all the rhetoric IÕve NEVER had a materials-failure with this oil: partly unroll, slip in oil, fit condom with 5 or 6cm free at the business end, and unroll til you see the serial number (!!0 before you distribute the oil to the top half. BTW: I wax all the hair from my shaft: this gives me a better latex-skin seal at the base. Cut a single slot-hole right through the block to the other side; poke two fingers in from the back and pull the condom throughIf your two fingers wonÕt fit, cut wider. ÊOne alternative is a thin strip of foam the same width. Lay the rig on a solid, right-height surface, lay a longish plank on top of that, and voila you can vary your pressure. Alternatively wear tight unders, tuck the oil-condom-erection up toward your hip Ð and go for a ride on your bicycle!

I just discovered a "New" Masturbation Technique out of "The Baggie & Mattress" Technique....I have one of those Foot Rest Ottoman, The kind that swings Back and Forth, and it has a cushion on top that's secured with Velcro....I was looking at it one night and had a "Mastubation" Idea....I took it to my Bedroom, put it on top of my Bed (it is a perfect size for The Doggie Style Position), and did the same procedure as for "The Baggie and Mattress" Technique, and slipped my penis in the Baggie, and grabbed the Ottoman by the sides and rocked it back and forth....man, what a feeling...it feels exactly like the real thing, because you are grabbing and rocking the Ottoman back and forth like you are having Doggie Style Sex with your best fantasy girl....the best "Non-Partner Sex" I have ever had....If you have a Foot Rest Ottoman that Swings Back and Forth, I would recomend this Techniqure Highly.....TRY IT!!!!!!

BAGGIE & TOWEL: comments

This works SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good, thanks allot!

Oh my god that was amazing! I tried to carry on the pelvic movements whilst I was ejaculatingÊbut it was so good, my whole body was too numb and it felt like I was climbing Everest to even move a finger. I strongly recommend this! If you can't reach an orgasm by thrusting the bag, try ordinary up/down movements with your hand and then insert your penis into the bagÊas you squirt!!!!

fantastic techniqe had great orgasm took some figuring out thouh my bed was to high so iused the guest bedroom also the lotion I used sucked but I found baby oil works well thouh 16

Hey my ol man spent a lot of time in prison and he kept tlling me about the "fifi bags" that he used to make and thrust into. Well he explained it to me in detail just a minute ago and then i went to your sight to see if you know about them. He used to give everyone the recipe for fifi bags in prison, i think its really cool. do you have any techiniques for us girls to have more fun masturbating?? I wanna know if you do, thanks

this technique kicks ass!!! wether you're using the towel between the boxsprings ad matress( which i highly recomend trying) or just using it while masturbating normally this will give you the best orgasm ever.

i must admit i goofed on this at the first try, i put the towel in the bag (making the towel the pussy) i knew something was wrong, i took a 2" pvc pipe and put it in the baggie, then wrapped the towel around it, and i used three industrial strength rubber bands on it, i lubed it with baby lotion, it didnt take long for it to work this way, and the best tthing, the "vagina" didnt take my money, or talk back to me. thank you for putting an alternative on the "fist" method 25\m\sd

I just get a towel and roll it up. Then wrap a belt around it so its tight. Then put a baggie with vaseline in it up thee slit in the towel.

Dear friends could you write about this tech used by many man in jails all over USA. I was told they use a towell, a surgical glove, wich is even more gently and a long sock. Do you know something about it ? Could be great if you write about masturbation in jails. 18, Antigua.

BUBBLICIOUS: comments

If you get the envelopes with Bubble-Wrap on the inside, you can put in between your mattress and masturbate like you would for Baggie and Mattress.

this technique didnt work for me, it just hurt

This is a pretty good technique. The bubble-wrap ads a different sensation thats definately good. I like to mix this technique with the Baggie-and-Matress technique on this site. Highyl recommended!

WOW, this sounded so good, so I looked around the house and cut the bottom off a 2 liter coke bottle and took large bubble wrap, rolled up and placed in bottle, put on a condom and some lube and WOW, what a great way to get off and no mess, I use water based lube. Enjoy

i tri this like everyday and it feels like heaven......&^&#*#*@ ok now u should try using a eclair and cut out the creme and stick ur penis in and mush it around....it feels even better

THE CAN-CAN

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FOAM SEX: comments

This Si a great technique, just make sure you use a condom that is rolled all the way out, otherwise it may break, and that would mean cleaning up a huge mess! Im 14 m from South Australia

I have experimented with with this method over time and have developed what I think is the very best masturbation device. Start with the foam block as described with a slit cut all the way through it lengthwise. Get a grocery store baggy from the vegetable department (these are large, thin but tough baggies) and cut the bottom off it so it is open at both ends. Push the baggy all the way through the foam block until there is an equal amount hanging from both ends of the block. Fold both ends of the baggy back over the foam block. (The baggy is probably long enough so that both ends meet somewhere in the middle of the foam block.) Now wrap duct tape all around the block, tapping the two ends of the baggy together. The purpose for making the device this way is for permanence and easy clean-up. After ejaculating into the baggy-wrapped foam block, simply put one end to the bathroom faucet. Fushing out the semen will enable you to use it over and over again.

After a whole lot of trials I found the foam one is the best in terms of real feelings. I cut a long slit in the middle, get on condom( or a thin soft plastic shopping bag) and lube the inside. For better result I also put the foam in hot water beforehand and squeeze the water. Then keep the foam inside a plastic mug ( to hold it in place) Êand start putting. The heat, the lubrication and the tightness- a heavenly pleasure. As there is water and all using mattresses could be messy.

Bad Idea, the foam could easly make a cut on your penis. BAD IDEA!

I have a great variation on this. Get a big piece of foam and cut it in half so you have two nice size pieces. Then take two pieces of bubble wrap and sandwich them in between the two pieces of foam. Then takeÊa heating pad and place it in between two mattresses. Lube up both sides of the bubble wrap and place this "sandwich" of foam and bubble wrap on top of the heating pad. Let it heat up for 10 minutes while you get nice and hard. Slip in and get ready for the best orgasm of your life. -16M

I put a long slit all the way through a 7" X 7" 5 inch thick piece of foam. I then take an xtra large lubricated condom and unroll it inside out in order to keep the lube on the inside of the condom. I then get a large 2 or 3 inch diameter plumbing washer and roll the opening of the condom around it so it wont slip through the slit. . Push the sealed end of the condom through the foam and secure at the other end with a clothes peg. Put a little lubricant in the condom and ease your dick inside slowly, sliding in and out. I like to put a pillow under the foam raising it above the bed mattress and put a pillow on top. It feels more realistic (like a woman underneath you). I look at myself in the mirror while I pump in and out and I come faster and harder than ever.

THE FOO FOO: comments

ITS CALLED FEFE IN PRISON

This technique is GREAT!! It feels just like a vagina or anus. I love it! So realistic!! I will always use this method whenever I can!--- 17, New York, NY

instead of cutting out the finger just use the part where you stick your hand in the glove

If you do not have rubber bands at your disposition try to wind pieces of cotton or plastic cords around. To give the desired pressure upon and around the head you may try to use some tape so that you make the opening narrower there with more general pressure if you thrust "him" through and back. You cannot see but of course feel where about he is. The cords or thin elastic bands can give a too specific pointpressure that does not feel fine. So make the pressuresurface a bit larger

hi my name is Joe B.I am a 35 year old man with a 7&3/4" penis . i use this method of masterbation on average of 5 to 20 times per week. i recently discovered that i am Bi-sexual!!when i confessed my new-found love of guys to my girlfriend she was very turned off ,so i naturally need a hands-free method,as i personally achieve the best pleasures if i stimulate my prostate as i'm pumping "foo-foo"i also like to use wooden clothes-pins on my nipples which i squeeze just before orgasam!i am in need of an edible form of lubrication which will allow me to be able to suck my semen out of the gloves and enjoy the "fruits of my labor"

this technique is also known as the inmates friend.

Try putting it inside a large firm body pillow, or some sort of object. Then you can have your hands free and it's more realistic and such.

when i was 17, i spent some time in Juvi hall and beleive me when i say you learn all sorts of sh** like this. Anyways up in there it was call the love glove lol. so i see foo foo and i wonder what the F*#@! just commenting

I use a variation for this technique. I put the glove close to the end of the towel instead of the center, then roll it good, and the rest of the stuff. On the bed, i put it between 2 pillows, the upper one should be heavy to hold the little thing. All one has to do is thrust like having regular sex. It's pretty good.

HOT WATER BOTTLE SANDWICH

I have a used a hot water bottle for years and love the feel. I have tried the sandwich technique but most times just lay on top of it in bed and rub away. When you wake up in the morning with morningwood, it is great to roll over and rub one off really quickly. What a way to start your day.

THE INFLATED CONDOM "VAGINA"

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THE LOVE TUNNEL: comments

This is the worst method I have ever tried. The diameter of a toilet paper/paper towel tube is too small to fit a penis in. I do not recommend this and I suggest moving on to something like the armaflex method. I ended up getting rid of the paper towel tube and just using two hands with the sock and bag.

This technique can be greatly improved using the following adaptations. Forget the condoms. Use a large plastic freezer bag with a zip lock. Fold the bag in half from sideÊto side (not bottom to top) so that the zipper remains accessible at the top. With a clean single strip ofÊduct tape, fold the tape over at the side edges sealing the two sides together forming a "plastic bag tube". Fill with warm or hotÊwater and close the zipper. Add your favorite lubricant to the non-zipper end and insert your penis into this hot moist hole. A mild hair conditioner thatÊdoesn'tÊsting (I likeÊSuave), works great for getting your fix in the shower. Squeeze at the top and sides with your hands to apply desired pressure. You will also enjoy a nice window effect as you areÊable to see what your penis looks likeÊbeing squeezed and moving up and downÊinside a tightly gripping "vaginal" wall. Rinse and re-use. Rather than a love tunnel, I would call this a home made vagina, and I think you will too.

find this at your toy store---its called-- sockimbockim, its an inflatable boxing glove, you put your fist in. but instead, you lub. your penis and insert it. for instant pleasure!!!!!!!!

THE PASTA PLAYTHING: comments

This feels so much like a woman's vagina. The noodles wrap around you penis so tight and warm and wet, I can't stop doing this one.

I tried this technique but instead of a glass I used a disposable water bottle. That way, when I was done I could just put it in a bag and throw it out.

I tried this one, I think maybe I put too much oil in it but hey ho. I used a washing up glove instead of a Saran Rap and found after a few pumps that you can get a good oral effect if you push the hand entry end of the glove into the space in the spagetti and then use it lying on your back. It evens feels good after the pasta has gone cold! Enjoy!

I've done everything now and will try it.... it looks great i must say

we love this one. my husband and i use this one for intense foreplay. what we like is its a great way for him to fantasize about someone else without actually playing with someone else. who ever thought of this is genius. we love it. i don't think i can thank you enough kelly

I'm 29 and this technique was great! So close to the real thing it was awesome! When I first tried it, I had too many noodles and couldn't get my penis in. I took some noodles out and I used one of my wife's vibrators to push through the noodles and saran wrap first. This made the opening just slightly smaller than my penis. It felt like I was pushing into a warm, virgin vagina. I used KY Jelly instead of the butter and had one of the most intense orgasms of my life. I used it again 3 times within the hour!

Even better----you can eat the spaghetii afterward!

I wish men put as much effort and creativity into sex as they do into masturbation.

This method was AMAZING!!!!! With this method I had the most amazing orgasm Ive had since my first one. It was so realistic... it may sound rediculous but it is really great. I used a 20oz pop bottle with a bit of the top cut away and i used egg noddles instead of spaghetti noodles but it worked just the same but i used butter rather than olive oil. If i was to give this one a rating out of 10 i would give it a 14.7... now if you would excuse me i need to go and cook some noodles.

I tried this and......... Ithink it is a wast of pasta..... good but not good enough... and is it ever hard to stick your penis through the saran wrap. I think you should try it with somthing else than a regular glass...

PRINGLES-CAN SIMULATOR: comments

hey the Pringles can has always been the best thing for masturbation in my opinion, for anyone thinking about it there are several things u can also make with the can such as taking a warm blanket and placing it flat over the opening of the can, then with ur fingers shove the blanket as far in as possible so that there is a small opening in the can IT RESEMBLES A REAL VAGINA .its perfect for those who donât have much to work with and want something fast...(for a better feeling find a really soft blanket...a quilt is best because of how thick it is, makes for a tighter hole)

I found this "toy" very interesting because materials happened to be readily available. However, having read the instructions several times- I found the whole thingÊreally difficult to relate/understand. What I ended up with were several bizarre variations of something looking like modern art (not much luck on the sim side). Whilst I appreciate the time it would take & drain on site resources, I wish there were photos or drawings to accompany this... unfortunately, I just dont get it. Hoping I'm not the only one? Not being faceitious on purpose but: if you cut the fingers off a latex glove leaving the thumb, it doesnt leave a "tube" - it leaves a weird glove with 4 cut off fingers & a thumb socket vearing off at 45 degrees (?)

I find the part about the second glove stretched over the entrance to be very confusing. If it is stretched over the entrance, how do you get your penis in?
Below I have edited the instructions to be clearer. Could someone explain what should be done with Glove 2? I assume I have it wrong below.
Also, it doesn't seem like the cable tie will hold the middle finger of Glove 1 in place.
What you need:
One empty Pringles potato chip can
Two latex rubber gloves
Two foam sponges
Two electrical-cable ties
Lube.
Lid: Cut a couple of parallel slots in the Pringles lid near the middle to thread a cable tie through. Can: Cut off the bottom of the can, leaving a hollow tube. Glove 1: Tie knots in all fingers except for the middle finger. Secure this middle finger to the inside of the lid using the cable tie. You now have a latex sleeve to simulate the inside of a vagina. Sponges: Trim the sponges to fit inside the can and to surround Glove 1 — it's up to you how tight you want to make it. Slide the glove and sponge arrangement into the tube and secure the lid. Stretch Glove 1's wrist over the open end of the tube. Glove 2: Cut off all the fingers, but not the thumb, leaving a latex tube. Tie a knot in the glove's wrist. Stretch Glove 2 over the entrance and secure it with a cable tie. Add liberal amounts of your favorite lube, and there you have it — your very own "vagina" that you can shag whenever you want.

this is so good

SOCK, BAG & TUBE: comments

Better directionsÊare needed. It was way too tight before there was even lube. Where exactly do you put the pencil? Do you take it out?

This was great! I used a condom rather than a bag, then, put the whole thing between my matress and boxspring and pumped on my knees into it...oh man, it was great! Thanks! 15/m

Some guys may not require long socks! (hehehe). Some guys require shorter socks.

I wanted to try this technique but I lacked any baggies so I used a condom instead. It worked just as well, possibly better since the condom was pulled tight. I unrolled the condom completely, filled it with lube and then pushed it into the tube. I didn't need any rubber bands since I used the elastic on the condom to keep everything in place. It was REAL great!

THE SOCK 'N' CONDOM: comments

GR-8 variation. this is by far the best

This is a great technique but try this variation....you will only need a latext glove a sock, 2 sponges and your favorite lube. First dip the 2 sponges in some hot water and leave it there for about 3-6 mins. Then Get a soft and elastic sock, and turn the open part inside out over the toe part. Now get the latex glove and lube the inside to ur liking. now get the 2 sponges and squeeze water out of them (not every single drop, just to create that warm sensation). Place the glove in between the sponges like a sandwich .(make sure the rim of the glove is not within the sponges)place "the sandwich" in the hole of the sock until only the rim of the gloves stick out. Now you may fold the extra latex over the sock so it will stay secure..after this have fun! `the gr8t 1

The sock&condom methed is by far the best... Here are some enhancements i call the sock&condom " naughty knotty" version: the method makes an artificial vagina using a condom, string, one sock, elastic bandages and a hand towel. the technique holds the tip of the condom stretched towards the front, while the "lip" of the condom is turned inside-out over a rolled up sock to form the labia. the penis is therefore going in&out of this artificial vagina. details as follows: unroll 1 condom completely wash in lukewarm water and liquid handsoap to remove packing lube (plastic condoms are stronger and more expensive than latex, but are recommended). this will make knotting easier. with a 1-2ft. (30-50cm.) long piece of string (or lanyard, ribbon, whatever) tie a knot at one end of the string. tie the resevoir tip to the end of the string... simply 1 tie will do... tighten this enough so the tip of the condom doesn't untie... pull on condom & string to test (this will slide the condom up against the string knot). the condom and string are one... cut your nails first or you risk cutting the condom (especially latex kind) one sock will do, but the quality and type of sock makes a difference in the final result! i recommend LONG girls knee-high socks, (the softer and fluffier as possible). you can buy a pair for at your local department store for you real or imaginary daughter, sister or girlfriend... now for the measuring: take ONE sock, tie a knot at it's toe (no too tight). roll the open end of your sock to form the labia (not more than an inch thick (2.5cm). verify that you have enough length of sock between the labia and the knot for your penis (or more). mark the place on the string which corresponds to the length of your sock (rolled and knotted) add about 8 inches (15cm). measure from the opening of your condom/string combo down to the string. you can use a marker pen or tape to mark your string... the extra eight inches correspond to the length of sock tied into a knot... you can cut off the extra string... ok, un-tie the knot at the end of your sock. roll up the sock half way, hold the string (marked end) and insert this all the way into the toe of your sock. pull you hand out of the sock but keep the string inside the toe. now make your knot again, making sure that the end of the string is caught inside the knot. roll up the sock opening (again) to make the labia. verify that you have enough length of sock between the labia and the knot for your penis (or more). test that the condom is securely attached to the sock, by pulling on it. carefully turn the opening of your condom "the lip" (found inside of sock) inside-out OVER the "sock-labia". careful with your nails. the condom will stretch - don't worry... stretch the artificial vagina by pulling the labia and knot apart. make sure the sock's labia is well tucked under the condom lip (turned inside-out). these previous steps are trial and error, soon you will master the art... now get a roll of elastic bandaging (the kind used for sprains, etc.) there are different types. the best is soft and NOT TOO ELASTIC. wrap the bandage around your sock (between the labia & knot). NOT TOO TIGHT - KEEP IT FAIRLY LOOSE - hold the knot with your knees to keep the sock "stretched" while wrapping. tuck the end of the bandage under a wrap to finish. REDO: stretch the artificial vagina by pulling the labia and knot apart. make sure the sock's labia is well tucked under the condom lip (turned inside-out). you're almost there! use a hand towel and loosely wrap you arti-vagina (like a jelly-roll) - make sure the knot sticks out the back end. DON'T roll too tight - keep it loose-ish! (use another bandage to keep towel rolled) keep it loose! now you've got a big bun for fun. pull on the knot to tighten the labia - the condom should be stretched (the condom should be tightly pulled around the labia area). use a couple o'drops of ky to check out / verify / adjust the inside. you're ready! lubricant - the best is unsalted BUTTER (not margarine) - melt in microwave 10-20 seconds. matress method - lay a towel on the floor for drippin's... keep your vagina dangling out from the matress for a better reality... ky your penis for first insertion. once your in, twist the vagina around a couple of times to lube evenly. keep a couple o'kleenexes around...

I put a well lubed latex glove into the sock, (push it down with a toilet roll tube cut to enable a smaller diameter to be formed) turn it down and secure with a rubber band. Roll the tube in a hand towel, and bind the roll tightly. Put the towel end section in a drawer in your wash basin bench. Close the drawer to secure the "vagina" which will be hanging at the right height for you to enter and pump your heart out - or semen!

Recently ive been experimenting with the sock and condom technique, and hope youll consider using it somewhere in JackinWorld, because after some trial and error, i do feel there are a few things worth mentioning, to really make this great technique work well. So heres what ive learned, first if like me and your not well endowed, it may take some time, to find sock that will fit your penis just right, and this might take awhile to find the proper fit. The other thing ive realized that to really make this technique work is sometimes staying power and maintaining an erection can be a problem. However ive found a creative way around it, and that is to take a rubber band, and wrap it up around the base of your penis, if you do this right, it will keep you hard, sort of like a penis ring, and can also keep the condom in place too. Then your ready to go for it, just slip the socks over penis and masturbate normally, or you can also use this along with the vagina stroke and thrust, either way its great fun, and feels pretty cool. I hope this helps anyone whose been wanting to try this so have fun and enjoy.

I have used the sock in condom method many times. It brings the most vagina like feel to masturbation. Also after you have lubed the condom and put your penis in it, put a tight but not too tight fitting rubber band around the base of your penis to hold the condom on. This allows you to pump as hard as you want with out the worry that the condom will fall off. While it is enjoyable to put your penis between the mattress, try using a sock and towel and standing at the bathroom counter top. Hold the sock/towel with your hand and you can pump with a lot of force while standing. Also do this at least three time in a row. By the third time you will be able to last for an hour and give yourself the most intense orgasm of your life.

SPONGE VAGINA SIMULATOR: comments

Oh my god this one is soooo good!! Um I used a toxic waste candy container, itÕs a lot more subtle and comes with a lid.

Not a bad technique. If you cant get a PVC pipe or your penis is too wide, get a Pringles can and cut out the bottom so both sides are open. Proceed.

I used alginate and rubber to replicate a model's vagina...excellent result!

I used a sheet of foam rubber and a shampoo bottle. This produced the most intense orgasm I've had while masturbating(33 years). The next best thing to the real thing! Also be sure to use plenty of lube.

that was cool but i have made a permanent device, get an inner tube about four inches longer than the pipe and slide it through the pipe between the sponge and fold the ends that are left sticking out of the ends of the pipe around the pipe. each end tends to have its own feeling drill a small hole into the side of the pipe, not into the sponge use the hole to supply it with fresh warm water.lube it up real goode because it is tight!!oh and you might wanna a friend to help stretch the tube over the ends.

SUCTION INCLUDED

Find a pvc-sock, 50-60 mm and wrap a 2Ó piece of bike tube around the 60 mm. opening. You see and feel the air room between the walls of the tube and the sock. Just place a pvc end-piece with detachable cap, 50mm, in the open end of the tube. If you want to use this as a vagina, make the tube as long as a snake that lies besides you. Open and close the snakeÕs mouth for breathingÉ

THE TUBE O' SWEETNESS: comments

Easy on the bathroom man!.....It worked great, TRY IT!!!!!

HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD DID THAT FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! Sperm On!!!!!!

VASELINE & SARAN WRAP: comments

really works and man it is great!~!!

this rocked!!! i went in my bathroom and used a lot of vasiline and when i wrapped the saran wrap and cloth around my penis i put it between the two lids in the toilet and applied pressure to make it tighter it felt so real and i ejaculated more than usual(a lot!!) and it was the best orgasm i ever had!

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