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THE BANANA SPLIT: comments I just tried this technique and it was surprisingly erotic. It felt kind of perverted using a piece of fruit, but that may have been part of the turn-on. It was deliciously slimy and the squishy soundsÊare a real turn-on, especially as you increase your stroking speed.ÊÊThe resulting orgasm was quite powerful. ÊI recommend using a non-ripe banana, as a ripe one would easily fall apart because all that stroking definitely softens up the banana. You will definitely need to clean up afterwards, so don't use this technique if you are in a hurry. Age 39, Connecticut Yea, I've tried this, it works good. As many others have said, it gets messy. The sensation is one like no other I have ever felt before. Also, try using the peel and cooking oil for enhanced pleasure!!! Tony, 20, MA...Oh, and Enjoy! This is a very valuable mastabatury technique (whether alone or with a partner). Coupled with a penis shaped dildo in my anus-rectum, I had an explosive orgasm the first time and it just got better as I continued mastering the technique. wooooooooow it felt like the best oral sex i ever had.bannana peel over the head and then just pump away Wow...was this one great! ÊWonderful and surely a different experience. ÊBut messy. ÊBe sure you can really shower or clean up well after. ÊMuch better than Banana Man and I liked that one when I tried it! ÊOne of your respondents said, "It is especially good if you eat the banana afterwards!! " ÊI don't know, chuncks of the banana kept falling apart and I kept eating the pieces as I went along. ÊMaybe the banana I used was too ripe. ÊI hope many of JackinWorld's readers try this one. ÊI think it deserves more than 3 hands! ÊHappy male aged 65. BOY IN THE BUBBLE Sorry, no reader comments about this technique have been posted yet. COLD AS ICE: comments HOLY CRAP, that was amazing, i exploded everywhere, definately one of my favorites uh, nutin different, except my scrotum is cold Oooo, tired this one the other night, oh man this was the sweetest orgasm ive ever had!!!!! Who comes up with this stuff ? Male, UK, 15 Wow rhat was amazing OMG!!!!! I have just done this but with one twst I use a latex glove and WOW did I have a hel of a time Except my mom kept askin me for it back hi jackin world. i really like some of your other techniques but this one just did nothing for me Hey Guys-- I recently tried this one..and wow.. orgasm was very intense, especially right after shaving down there. Also works great if you have some kind of anal stimulation, not insertion just something pressing on the opening..try it you'll like it, you'll like it! Cold as Ice felt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn good. I can't wait to try out the other the techniques. I thought an orgasm felt good as it is, but man, this made it feel incredible! I almost moaned out loud! THE FLASHLIGHT & BLANKET I haven’t tried this one yet, but it seems to have potential… There has to be something better than a flashlight, though. Plus, the heat from a flashlight bulb may begin to burn if you want to take you time. When the definitive object to “tent up the blanket(s)” hits me, I’ll pass it along. I’m still on the never-ending quest to discover/invent an easy, motorless, hands-free technique to make me shoot hard, long and thick. HANG A TOWEL: comments Great method, i use it all the time. One suggestion, shave your testicles !! wow!! this sounds great i cant we to try this out!! mmmm....feels good. and that's all. HOT TOWEL, ANYONE? The hot-wet towel feels great. but even better is ones own warm pee. I've always gotten a turn-on from self-pissing in my shortsÊor in a rolled up towel. In bed I pad myself with enough towels to save the bedding, wrap the towels around my penisÊand, having saved up, let it rip. The warm liqjuid drives me wild even before I begin to rock back & forth, letting my foreskin ride up and dowinside the towels. I'm 70+ years old and find it as great as when I was just a kid and would lock myself in the bathroom and j-o in my wet pants. this one didnt really work for me HUMP, HUMP, HUMP YOUR BOAT: comments IÊlike to lay on top of my ATV/Quadbike and masturbate on the shiny vinyl seat andÊI also like to Êmasturbating on a horse's saddle,ÊI wonder any one eles does this? Hello all, I am 22 and have been humping vinyl items since I was 5. As I read through all of your comments I saw that no one has mentioned anything about humping bare waterbed mattresses. Let me tell you that between the water waves and the heat it feels awesome and the orgasm is just as awesome. Like everyone else, I have humped air mats, beach balls, vinyl gym mats in school (you know the ones that are 4 in. thick), and rafts of all sorts. It's great and somebody should create a forum for humpers. Have fun humping! :) I first did this when i was 14 and went camping with my cousin. We were so horny that as soon as we got the tent up we went inside and blew up our airmats and humped them. I had the most awesome climax and and was shocked by the force with which I shot the sperm as I arched my back and the first jets hit the roof of the tent. I felt that real intercourse couldnt feel much better as I really enjoyed the thrusting and simulated sex action. This technique should get way more than one hand! It's so much fun, and there are so many different inflatable shapes out there to rub against. Plus, cleanup is easy! I've been an avid bed humper most of my life and love hearing what other guys like to use. Us humpers should have our own forum or something. I had an old bike with a shiny vinyl bananna seat. Riding it with tight shorts on would stimulate my crotch and scrotum. Lube up, lean forward with your schlong tucked under your scrotum, tighten your legsÊand rock back and forth to a massive orgasm! I was in North Carolina this past August and was swimming in my friends pool. I was using two of those fun styrofoam noodles. I had one under my arms and around the back of me, like the back and arms of a chair. The other one I was "riding" it like a horse. I had it going down by "woody", under my butt and back up the rear, like a "U". Well, I started sliding it up and down. I had both hands gripping the end of it in front of me, and I moved it up and down. Now, I didn't reach orgasm doing this, but that may be just me. But, I was for sure getting pleasure out of it tho. Try it and I bet it'll be good. I plan to try this again myself. It works great Try using raw eggs for good lube and mess!! Like some of the others I have been humping since I was a little boy and just never quit. I've done it with a raft when we were vacationing for a week at the lake. I would take the raft and paddle away until I found a secluded spot and would just have at it. In the warm sun, it felt great. I have also humped many other things such as beachballs, balloons and one of the best is a rubber hot water bottle. The warmth and ease of the hot water bottle is still one of my favorites. Just keep the oil based lubes away from the rubber ;-) Thumper I have been humping since time began. I cannot get myself off with a hand job. I use a platic garbage bag which I lay on the bed. I put a small amount of hand cream on the bag as a lube and hump away. Afterwards, you only need to wrap up the bag and toss and wipe yourself up. Also your skin is always soft and smoothe from the hand lotion. you can hump just about anything...what I expericanced last summer I was swimming in lake Michigan and there were alot of waves because it was about to storm and I got hard in my swim suit just from the waves. Well the waves got so bad I need a raft, I had a circular tube, like a donute but the center wansnt cut out, so actually its like a snow tube, i tied it to me so I wouldnt lose it and basically layed on it out on the water and humped it, like on the sides, just being in the water lubed it pefectly, specailly when a wave camp...it was great, had a different feeling. Try humping on the soft shiny seats on construction machinery. Car seats, chairs and couches are fun too! THE ICE-COLD POUR this i fakin good tequinqe OMG THIS IS WILD EVERY ONE MUST TRY THIS PUT A SOCK ON IT i like getting a sock a simual size to my penis, and cover all my penis and balls and wank like normal use womens silken mist knee highs pulled over your hand feels alot better yeh, I posted in another place, I put the sock in the microwave for a few seconds Yes the sock works but try a good lube with it..........Does wonders and makes it all the better........WOOF oh my god ma parents were down stairs and i did it like up in my room and i masturbated good and like u said i took the late bus and no1 was on that bus that day and i did it at the 3rd to last seat of the bus and it felt great! I did it on my school bus and no one saw me!! THE SOCK PULLER: comments I love this technique!! thanks jackinworld I heat the sock in the microwave a few seconds (experiment how long--don't get it too hot) and it sends me over the top. whats better is if you have an older brother go into his room or something and take a pair of his socks and make sure he wore them like that day or something or wait till he goes to bed and take his dirty socks then just put one over your penis and rip away it feels so good, it sounds gay but its not the sweat actually causes a lub, and since its your older brother he should have bigger feet meaning bigger socks. i dont get this one plz decribe in detale can u tell me some other techneques? I love this tech. It is so easy to do and has a easy clean up! The Sock Puller Feels So Good done it like to also put a soft pair of socks on my hands while doing that tecnic put one (white sports sock) on right to the toe, and roll up the excess, then put on another just the same, then a trainer sock (the ones with no ankles), then a pair of thin socks, then the final trainer sock, and just masturbate with that. if you're uncircumcised, pull back first and wait for your glans to dry. (particularly under the ridge!) the rolled up socks at the bottom of your penis act like a genital ring, and the number of socks keep it on tight. this might work better if you put a lubed (on the inside) condom on first. get a wet knee high panty hose. ÊIf it's wet it'll be tighter on the penis pull it off from the tip, it's wetness will resist, clinging to the penis and WOW. TWO PILLOWS & A CONDOM: comments my little variation of this is to make sure that the pillow on top is a little higher than "urself down there" and u have a pillow that hangs past the bed and it is just under ur "sac" that ur resting on it so ur thing goes up at an angle and ur also stimulated. make sure u have one pillow under ur legs still on the bed, one to angle ur peep, and one to have on top so u can put pressure on it or not, up to u really ~_~ Two pillows and a condom works just great and saves the mess of semen all over pillows. My problem is how to best dispose of the semen-filled condom? Could be very embarrasing if your mother found it. I tried this one while my parents' were out. I got one of my dad's condom's and put it on and started to hump liek crazy till I had the best orgasm ever!. I would recommend this to anyone new to masturbating. M - 15, UK THE TWO-PILLOW MOCKUP: comments I just put a pillow on top of another one and hump the crack. Its a lotta fun doing it on my water bed. Try this out. Use 1 pillow, grab under it with both hands and squeeze it like a girls ass. Feather pillow is best. This works really good with the pillows covered with soft plastic pillow protectors. Also much easier to clean up afterward. This is how I did it as a kid. Loved it. The only problem is that it can make noise if the bed shakes. My sister walked in on me once because she heard the bed moving as I stroked in and out of the pillows. But for a couple of years this was my most frequent way of masturbating. A variation: I had a foam rubber pillow (solid piece of foam, not small chunks). I slit one end a little, and made a pocket to thrust my penis into. It felt, I thought at the time, never having felt one, like a vagina. I'd lay on it and pump away, and the feeling was great. I could vary the sensations by putting more or less weight on the pillow, and by scrunching it up using my hands. I didn't dare keep it in my room for fear my mom would find it, so I kept it in the attic above the garage, and once a week or so sneak up there and have myself a great session. My mother cleaned out the attic after I went off to college, and discarded my favorite pillow. I was in mourning. | |||
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