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THE BLANKET-RUB: comments This is a great technique! Its great for fantasizing as it takes so long. I find my self sweating and begging for orgasm by the time I'm done. Since you have to move your hips so much, it really feels like you're in your fantasies. Also, the blanket just barely stimulates you each time you thrust so by the end you'll be super sensitive. I love this technique! I have loved to hump on the soft silk liners of ladie's fur coats. BallÊthe coatÊup with the silky liner on the outside, put it on the edge of the bed and hump away! Variation : stick the arm of the coat in between your matress & box spring, put your un-lubed penis inside and pump away. Pull out just before orgasm and rub your balls with the soft silk, shooting your stuff away as not to ruin the coat. Try wrapping yourself in a blanket with your penis trapped in a fold of the blanket with enough extra room to dry-hump inside the blanket, then hump the bed on your side or stomach under the covers or not until ejaculate or grab your penis with your hand while wrapped and shoot semen in the blanket. Sometimes a few times an hour! I have used variations on this technique. The best is using the satin trim of the blanket wrapped around your . King size blanketsÊare the best since all corners have a satin strip.ÊÊLie on your back, grab the corner of the blanket, wrap the satinÊtrim around your in one or two layers and pump away with your hand over the satin and your . Can be more fun by bunching the blanket and forcing itÊbetween your legs. This is also great if you are raw after to much sex with your partner but still horny or justÊhave your partner do it for you. Feels like satin panties or boxersÊand is a real turn on.ÊÊYour can either all over the blanket or tear it away justÊbefore you shoot. Comments on this technique fromÊothers welcome. 25-California THE BLIND MELON: comments I have tried most methods of ejaculating mentioned on this website. I find the cantaloupe is the best. I tried it today for the first time. It is as close to if not similar to vaginal intercourse, and if you don't poke a hole in the opposite end it feels just like the best oral sex you could imagine with the suction. And afterwards you get to eat it. I mean c'mon. It's hot serving the melon to your friends when you're done too I've used this same technique using a grapefruit and it feels great. I always ejaculate alot this way. I will never look at a cantalope again the same way!!! Have been masturbating for years and this has got to be the best yet. Try putting in lope in the micro for about a min to warm it up, the suction is beyond belief. I found that a large grapefruit works too. I just tried this and it worked great! and you do need to put a small hole on the opposite side of the melon. also scoop out just enough seeds and stuff which will make it really tight put your finger over the hole when pulling your penis out and take your finger away when pushing it in.it feels like some one is giving you really good oral sex it can be a little messy but it sure feels great. I went out and bought a nice canalope this morning. I brought it home, and the first hole I cut in it was too large. I have a problem in this respect. I had postrate surgery about 5 years ago and haven't been able to get a hard-on since. I don't emit seman when I masturbate, but still have orgasms. Usually, if anything, I pee, so, I have to be careful not to piss in the melon.I had almost forgotten what a vagina feels like until I bought the melon. Well, the second hole that I cut was about the right size. Now, when I go in, I go deep enough that I can feel the juicy insides of the melon. Thanks for the nostalgia, and the tip. There's a great scene in the Cormac McCarthy novel "Suttree" about this practice. A guy cuts a hole in a melon growing in a field, starts humping it, but then is caught by the farmer and arrested. Charged with bestiality, he comes up with what should be an effective defense: "A melon ain't no beast." Tried a cantaloupe for the first time, I will never look at one the same again, it was GREAT Let the melon set in the fridge awile the cold feels great Hi, very cool website, I tried this technique except with a chilled watermelon! Sliced it lengthwise made a hole in it and off I went. the feeling was really, really good.kinda froze my penis for a while but was still worth it! A wanker from South Africa! I prefer to use a refrigerated melon. ÊAs far as cutting a small hole in the opposite end to reduce suction, why bother? ÊIsn't suction what it is all about? ÊI prefer to select a melon of just the right size, so my penis head just barely touches the opposite side. ÊI start by cutting a hole that I know is much too small. ÊI scoop out the seeds with an ice tea spoon. ÊThen I carefully enlarge the hole, a very small amount at a time. ÊKeep trying to stuff your erect penis in, until finally the hole is (just barely) big enough. ÊThis generates so much suction, you won't believe it. ÊThis is the best method ever! BLOW ME DOWN: comments I find that usingan orbital sander (with out the sandpaper) pressed against my penis gives me the best orgasm and I am 77 I did'nt have to do that. All I had yo do was ask my cousin if he wanted to do a 69 and we both had a great time with the sensation of our lives!! this works great yall , i should know Yeah I've tried this one as it's really good but watch the fan doesnt come off and start making a sushi ;) A blowdryer set on low heat and high air speed feels really good. COOL AS A CUCUMBER: comments I LOVE THIS TECHNIQUE!!!! It is great!!!! What is great is when you combine this technique with something all of you should know from boyscouts....take the cucumber around your penis and twist it like a stick like you are trying to start a fire. It feels GREAT!!!!! I ran across this one after having seen it on a video on youtube.com (http://youtube.com/watch?v=J1STDz5JvrE). In order to view it you will have to log-in or create an account. I was curious if that would work. One day I went shopping in the grocery store and passed the cucumbers. Needless to say I bought one to satisfy my curiosity. I followed the instructions, but had to cut an additional pen sized hole for air to escape. OMG that feels great. I will never doubt this site again. Have been using this idea for a number of years. However recently discovered a new variation. When I was moving furniture recently I realised that the dining room table pulls apart in the middle to allow for an extra leaf to be added. This got me thinking. Next time I was going to use a cucumber I opened up the table, laid the cucumber between the two halves of the table and carefully pushed the two halves back together until they were gripping the cucumber. Stripping naked IÊstood beside the table and inserted my penis into the cucumber - perfect height and the cucumber was gripped by the table. I then did my usual trick of filling the cucumber with shaving foam and started to thrust. Because the cucumber is held securelyÊI could put my hands behind my back or on top of my head while i masturbated. The orgasm when it came was one of the most intense i`ve ever had this works really good~!Ênow evey time im in the produce section i get an erection Cucumber be not too cool. Papaya is kooler. Get a medium size (length of your penis + 1/2 inch) Cut half inch off the tail end. Spoon out all seeds. [or leave them - if you are cut (as you will need the extra stimulation)] Don't warm it! (that will take away its koolness). Get into bed nude Put a cushionÊover it (opened end out) PlaceÊyour hooded cucumber in. Stay quietÊa few minutes to get used to its koolness. Then gently withdraw a little, re-enter fully, withdraw a little more, re-enter fully, withdrawÊstill a little more, withdraw half the length of your penis, (nowÊyou will hearÊsome squelching...) re-enterÊmore fully (if possible), withdraw completely, then re-enter (faster), withdraw (faster still), now step on the accelerator and stop only when you run out of fuel... End of the tale: get a spoon and scoop out your supper: happy sweet wetdreams! Heh, thanks for the idea. I got the biggest cucumber I could get my hands on, about 10" long and nice and big around, followed your advice and was it good, WOW. I have an 8 1/2" penis and after masturbating with it, I ejaculated a load you wouldn't believe, it won't be the last time. When I was in the Air Force I used to go to a little mound along the runway, make a hole in the grassy slope and put my penis into it and hump it to orgasm. I have often used a round plastic deodorant stick casing in a similar fashion to the zuccini/cuke idea. A small hole in the cap allows for thrusting into it and the for creating a vacuum with the hole covered with a finger when pulling it away from the body. Its almost as good as oral sex!! After ejaculation I can unscrew the cap and drink my semen and/or wash it out easily for reuse. I tried this for the first time in my mid-30's, I've used grapefruit and melons with a hole cut into them before and enjoyed them, but this is really much better. I didn't think that the cuke would be large enough or strong enough to hold together, but I was wrong. I had a nice large cuke in the 'fridge and just thought I'd try it the other night. I scooped out the insides and cut a small hole at the end, so the suction wouldn't keep me from stroking in and out. I wrapped it in a towel and put it on my bed between a couple of pillows and entered it in the missionary position. The cuke was snug and slippery and felt very pleasant and gave me a wonderful orgasm. It was great! I think the feeling of stroking inside the cuke is the closest thing I've found to the feeling of being in a vagina. I wish I'd know about this when I was younger. THE DOUBLE CONDOM: comments Since I have read this my condom consumption has doubled. really a neat way to slow things down, but the explosion at the end is worth the time spent. WR age 66 slows things down! even more powerful using ice water on scrotum at end!!! :) HOT-WATER PARADISE: comments I like to sit on the edge of the bench in a steam room and let the hot steam blow on my testicles while playing with my penis. Having really hot testicles gives me a great erection and the sensation of walking around with hot balls is great. Im sitting here completely naked and just had the best orgasm of my life! Im 16 and havent had sex yet so all my orgasm experiance is through manuel stimulation. I masturbated for about 45 minutes stopping and starting plently of times. Then when I was ready to ejaculate I wrapped my penis in a soaking wet wash cloth that was very very warm, then started masturbating again. When I ejaculated it was such a good orgasm it brought me to the ground and I couldnt even get words out of my mouth while it was happpening. I think I'll reserve this technique for Special occasions because it's that damn good!!! Thanks Guys! i stuffed a shirt and pants with clothing then i made a hole in the crotch area. i then inserted a paper towel roll with a latex glove around the inside of it into the crotch hole. after this i put panties onto the "DOLL" preferably tight ones and stuffed the back of them for a butt. to finish it off i put a bra onto the "DOLL" and stuffed it up to a reasonable size. this technique is very close to having sex with a real woman and it is my favorite. i hope that jackinworld will come out with more ways and add-ons for this technique. IT'S IN THE BAG: comments It's easier to warm the lube and baggie in the microwave. Keep trying a few seconds at a time until it's warm enough, but not too liquified(runny). if you put the bag between the box spring and the matress and thrust its even better I have an olderÊfull sized ChryslerÊwith soft shiny leather electric seats that are independent of each other. I lube up with hand lotion then pump my penis in between the slit between the two front seats. TheÊvibration from the electric motor as well as my balls slaping against the soft leather makes me ejaculate hard and fast! Only do this in the garage with the garage door closed. A paper towel under the seats catches all the mess! for a better than real feel put the bag betweenÊa box spring and a mattress. then go to town. for an added bonus put a vibrator close to the bag under the mattress this masturbation way feels very good but WILL NOT give u an orgasm good trust me i did it for abut an hr and didnt ejuculate.. i was wondering where you put your cock inside the bag, do you put it in the regular opening or make a new one ? i wish we could have more illustations because in that way it makes more sense to me and others as well. have fun tell your readers to watch out for the bag in the "its' in the bag"... the corners can be painful! PASTA PASTA PASTA: comments I might be a little stupid here, but what holds the pasta together while you are using it? I would think you would need to put the cooked pasta in something before inserting yourself i tried this but i poured hot butter on top and it feels so good when the hot butter is poured i ejaculated like crazy, This was a pretty good time.Thanks to who thought it up. I just started recently experimenting with some of really creative jackin' suggestions on this site. I must say that the pasta/pasta was OUTSTANDING. Didn't take all that long to cook up the pasta. Suggestion: don't really need to cook up all that much pasta. Loved sticking myself in the very warm pasta/vagina. Felt an awful lot like being inside my wife. Ejaculated really fast. Sure I'll be cooking up more pasta in the future. I don't like the idea of using any kind of food with my mastrabating....I just feel like I am using food to have fun while so many other people around the world are starving...I just don't think it's a very moral thing to do. ~ 16 male it is also nice to try it in a hot pocket, but be sure not to burn your head Put the macaronie inside a hollowed out cantalope, next best thing to being there PILLOW PEOPLE: comments i love humbing my pillow person i do so many things with it and i think of some one and i just hunb and hun right away As a variation to a pillow, try a medium-sized roll of polyester fiberfill, that can be purchased for about $3-$5 from any craft store. Place the fiberfill on top of another pillow for added height, and through one end, enter its soft core with your erection by kneeling in front of it, all the while holding it tightly against yourself, and then simply, thrust away, penetrating deeper and deeper with each thrust. I enjoy this technique because it is hands- free masturbation. Allowing one to turn pages to magazines or operate remote controls, without missing a thrust! Cool!! This was the first one I tried when I was 13 and experimentingÊhow it would feel like to have sex with a girl. Then when I had an orgasm i didn't know what it was! Confused me for about 2 days and then I did it again!! Still do after 2 years! I like doing this with other people's clothes so that way I can close my eyes and it helps imagining it is really that person. love humping my pillow yo, excellent idea but stuff some clothes with the sheets instead and use the waterballoon idea. Always use tiney clothes or the "person" will be fat as he!!. I have used this technique with another buddy to help him masturbate. I wrap four down-filled king size pillows with a blanket or comforter and create a body shape. He likes to straddle the "pillow person" andÊmasturbateÊon top of it face down, looking into the mirror,Êthrusting into the pillows and blankets. I give him anal stimulation with my lubricated finger and verbal encouragement to go for it. He has quite a release and I enjoy helping himÊas it is a turn on for me. I made a pillow girl with my king size pillow and a one piece womens bathing suit. I put rolled up socks in the suits places for breasts, then tucked the whole "body" into a soft plastic pillow protector. Just a little precum on the plastic is all that I need for lube. I put a pair of spandex shorts on the pillows and cut a hole in the center, under that i put the foam with the slit in it, inside the slit put your baggie, i use vasaline mixed with cooking oil as my lube; it makes it less thick. you can also put a viberator next to this foam inside if ya got one. SHOWER CURTAIN MADNESS: comments This Technique is incrediable This technique works great when you have the right shower curtain, if it's rough then it's no fun, but if it's smooth it's excellent. Variation to the shower curtain: I have a vinyl plastic style shower curtain. If you have one of these, you can have an extremely intense orgasm. First, lube up with your favorite lube. Next, wrap the shower curtain so as it is tight around your penis like a hotdog bun. fold the excess around your penis. Next, tightly wrap a towel around the shower curtain. You can now grip the sides of the towel, and never touch your penis. It results in an intense orgasm, and cleanup is as simple as running a damp cloth over the curtain. This works best right after a shower, as the wet shower curtain adds to the intensity. Be sure the shower curtain is clean; some nasty stuff grows on there that could infect any small cuts on your body. And make sure to clean your genital area thoroughly afterward with soap and water. This one of my three favorite ways. I often use the shower curtain when I need relief and my wife is not interested in sex or helping relieve me. Adult size plastic baby panties are also great for masterbation. they are soft, slippery, easily lubed with just a little natural pre cum and the mess is confined until your ready for a shower. My third favorite is sliding between soft plastic covered pillows. SOCK'EM BOPPERS: comments I use the same concept except I enjoy using a sleeping bag, the material is so slick an pleasurable even without lube. The Sockem' Boxers sounds hot never tried that. I find that regular Boxing Gloves are wonderful. I use the Big 14oz gloves lay them top side down side by side with one open and under the other flip the velcro over the glove and fold it over to attatch the gloves together. Then take a long sock or handkerchief and put It behind where the punching end curls and run It through the thumblock hole then back through the other one and tie the ends together as tight as you can. Now place this between your mattresses with the punching ends out against the mattress sides and you got a great tight humping device just lube your erection slide It In for a hands free pumping sensation. Instead of sock'em boppers you can use a toilet paper roll. Lube up and wrap a ladie's shiny black patent leather purse or hand bag around your shaft and stroke away to a massive orgasm. Soft leather purses work great too! You can also put this in between your matress or couch and hump it doggie style! Try a water wing! They work great with a latex glove or a plastic bag! Lube up, I use baby oil, then thrust your penis between the slit of the cushions of a shiny vinyl or leather couch or chair! I usually ejaculate within seconds! Fun with barstools. Take barstools with shiny vinyl padded seats, stand one upright, the other inverted.Sandwich your lubed penis between them. You can adjust the pressure as you go by how hard youÊsqueeze down as you hump away to an awesome orgasm while looking at your favorite collection of nude ladie's pictures laid out on the bar. Don't forget the paper towels for cleanup. Cooking oil works great for lube and all is found in the kitchen!! IT'S THE SHEET: comments it feels good;-] this is a really good technique, ive used it quite alot, and it feels good on my 7 inch penis, so beleive me, this is one miighty good technique DO this but make sure the sheet is kinda tight over you. this is one of the best feeling techniques the "head" has. 13, S.C. this makes my penis so happy i cant stop doing this Razor monkey: get a razor shave ur peepee hair off for added sensation. second, u want to grab something slippery such as a monkey, now grab the slippery thing (monkey) and get ur weiner semi hard and rub it lightly against the sliipery thing (monkey) now... the good part:D uÊwant to ask the monkey very nice! not mean or it wont, to suck its lighly, the monkey lips are a very nice feeling:D so go try right now THE TOILET PUMPER: comments When I was a gradeschooler I used this technique often. I used to enjoy watching my penis shooting semen into the commode. The only drawback was that I couldn't hold a "girly" boook (this was before porn was available) while doing this, since two hands were nneeded to do it right. i use it all the time it feels so good its one of my favorites I really find this one quite unsanitary....and that doesn't turn me on at all...The idea of being next to a toilet(or in the variaton IN it) is NOT something I would want to do. I have a hard time just getting an erection in the bathroom....It's like my body has an instinct that "The Bathroom is for peeing and the bed is for mastrabating....If you like the "dirty" feeling you might really like this.... At 56 and single I have tried many variations for beating off. The best orgasms I ever have is getting naked and squatting over the toilet with the soft foam seat down. I pound with lots of lube and lower my balls harder onto the cushion edge as ejaculation nears. Sometimes I almost black out from the pleasure as I shoot off into the bowl. After reading a posting about dangling your balls in the water-inlet stream at the front of the toilet bowl I plan to ADD that to my routine...repeatedly flushing to continue the water stimulation to my excited balls. PS: My new toilet flush inlet is just the right level to blast my penis and balls with a forceful stream of clean water if I forget to "cup" my jewels upward before flushing. Till now, I never thought of USING THE FLUSH FLOW to masturbate "hands free." Gonna try it a.s.a.p. when no one is home to hear the repeated flushings till I ejaculate. This one certainly allows one to experience a very powerful orgasm. Using a well lubed condom with the ring and/or lid down increases the pleasure because there is more stimulation on both sides of the penis. Wow!!!!! This technique is ok, but when I use toliet paper to clean it gets stuck to my penis. THE WASHCLOTHED SHOWER HEAD: comments A variation to this is to just take the shower head off and let the stream fall directly on the underside of your penis. GREAT sensation I have just discovered your site today, and was dumb-founded to find my first method of masturbating as the "Technique Of The Day", with one slight variation! I had no idea other guys were enjoying this, and I've never talked about or explained this method to anyone else in my life. I, too, wrap a washcloth or small towel around the showerhead to create a single, solid "stream" of water, and I try to aim it out as far into the middle of the shower or tub as possible. I then lie down on my back, put my legs up resting on the sides of the shower, and let the warm water fall steadily on the under-side of my penis, especially on that "sweet spot" that everyone is referring to. Relaxing and closing my eyes is best, and just "letting it happen" can then create the most intense, mind-blowing orgasms in the world! Even though it can sometimes take as long as 20 minutes to get there, it is time well-spent. And I have also been doing this for ages, since I was about six years old! It really is amazing, and I feel such a camaraderie now knowing that others are doing this as well...Everyone should try this!! I tried this wash clothed shower head thing today and I can't believe how great the water felt as it poured and pulsated over myÊpenis. In the end I had the most intense orgasms that I had given my self by masturbating in a long time. And there was no clean up on of the reasons I like to masturbate in the shower often. 29 form Pennsylvania believe it or not, i have been masturbating since i was around three. in bed every night i would rub my penis by rubbing my legs back and forth, putting some friction on the head. i always had an orgasm just not as intense as they are now. my dad even caught me when i was four and he was running a bath for me, runniong my penis under the water, masturbating. well anyway, the washcloth technique is very good. try to wrap the whole cloth aorund the had and tie it so you can lay on your back in the tub and have it hit the sweet spot on your penis. be careful it doesnt hit your testicles though because we all know how that feels. i used this trick and it's very messy but fun...... it shot right up my nose and i think it touched my brain or something FANTASTIC SUCKING ZUCCHINI: comments This is awesome, I really loved the feel, but you need the air hole in it, their is way too much vacuum. Every summer I plant zucchini and I pick the big ones to do this technique but while I do it I take a smaller one and shove it up my butt to strengthen the orgasm A pumpkin work great tooÊi just cut the hole out lube up stick in my penis and start pumping I use a zucchini because of the size of my penis...this tecqnic is awesome. I like to suck on a bartworst while pumping the zucchini. The zucchini ultimately rips apart because I am wild, but the sucking experience from the natural moisture is wild. 39 and horny This form of masturbation is amazing. I'll admitt i was a bit skepitical at first, but once i put that ice cold cucumber on my throbbing erection, i knew that I was in for a buppy ride. Time passed and then i had an mind-blowing orgasm. I squirrted all in the inside of the vegetable. It was so much that it began to come out of the bottom.--This is a fabulous procedure and i recommend it to men of all ages, especially the frequent jackers who become board with standard stroking Using the hollowed-out cucumber feels even better if you place it firmly between cushions and pillows, lie over it on your bed, and simulate intercourse. Awesome orgasms. (You should make a small hole on the other end of the cucumber too so that some of the air can escape--feels much more natural than the total suction feel.) unbelieveable, suction, made my skin feel better is it a natural skin moisterizer? well any way made me orgasam unbelevably all over, lots of semen everywhere in that bad boy I didnt care for it this is my favorite and i learned this one at age 32 and i am now 50. i also like putting a small hole in the end so i can control the pressure. thanks guys keep it up | |||
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