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ALBOLENE FOREVER: comments I just tried the well-known recipe for home-made Albolene (10 parts mineral oil, 2 parts paraffin, 1 part petrolatum) and it worked great. Easy to make, and now I've got a lot of "Albolene" at less than 25% of the price (how do they get away with charging so much for such cheap ingredients?). I made it right in the jar I'll store it in, a 32-oz. mayo jar (cleaned thoroughly first). Use a wide-mouth jar, so you can easily add ingredients and stir. I set the jar in a bath of water in a saucepan on the stove, and proceeded to melt the paraffin over low heat (the water doesn't need to boil, just get hot). Added the petrolatum, stirred till melted, added the mineral oil. At first the mineral oil seemed to cool the mixture down, and I wasn't sure the wax would mix in, but then as everything warmed up it mixed beautifully. Pour it into another container while warm and liquid, or just put the lid on and store! How to measure ingredients easily? I happen to have a scale that's accurate to a tenth of a gram, but if you don't, here's the deal: The mineral oil came in a 16 oz. bottle. Use it all. The paraffin needs to be 3.2 oz., to go with 16 oz. of mineral oil. The box I got (in the grocery store with the canning supplies) is a 16 oz. box, consisting of 4 4-oz. cakes. 3.2 oz. is 4/5 of 4 oz., so get a ruler, measure off 4/5 of one of the cakes, and there's your quantity. The petrolatum came in a 3.75 jar (you can use Vaseline, but I just got the generic petrolatum at the drug store). You need a little less than half of this (1.6 oz.), and since the proportions don't have to be precise, you can just eyeball it and get it right. Good luck and happy orgasms! For those who worried about finding this in stores (i.e., geography), try internet shopping. I've found good/decent prices at www.drugstore.com, as well as www.nextag.com. Simply put the brand name (Albolene) into the item search. Once it arrives... slick up, and stroke away... Albolene is our (solitary) friend. IÕm ambidextrous: my right hand, the one I learned with, is my ÒdryÓ hand. My left hand is my ÒwetÓ hand, and Albolene is the most cost-effective lubrication available. If youÕre made of money, some of those silicone-based lubricants are extremely effective, but AlboleneÉ For solo action, thereÕs nothing better. It took me awhile before I was able to find a jar of albolene at a local Wallgreens store here in the Midwest, but since the purchase I can tell you it is the best lube that I have ever used. I didn'ealize that there was no flavor or I should say taste to it, so that opens a whole new way that I can use it. Maybe I will add a little flavoring and have a marketable new lube. When I first applyed it I thought that it was going to be just like vasoline, but boy was I mistaken.It feels great and the clean up can be done with just a towel or a pair of panties if that happens to be what turns you on. I really don't think that the price is that bad at all since it takes very little to give you a lubrication you will never forget. K Y cost a lot more than Albolene does if you look as the amount it takes to get the job done. It was well worth the effert to keep searching until I fond it. Also if it is found be somebody you can always say it is some of the best handcream that you have ever found for rough hands,especially since there is no smell to it. I keep it handy all the time and no one really knows that I use it for my lube rather than .my favorite masterbation lube. Abolene is the best there is, and yes, it is available in the Northwest. The nice thing about it is that when used in the anus, fecal material will not adhere to it.ÊÊVery clean. The only downside seems to be that in a hot water like a bath, it will coat the tub and take a lot of cleanser to get off the surface. For those concerned about condoms and oil-based lubes such as Albolene, the solution is to use Avanti condoms, made by Durex. These are made of polyurathane, not latex, and are completely oil safe. Note that Trojan Supra is also made of polyurathane; however my experience (two different occasions, with two different packages purchased at different locations) is that they are subject to breakage. Never any problem with Avanti, however. You can make your own version of albolene using baby oil, Vaseline, and wax-the main ingredients of Albolene! Heat the oil in a double boiler, or put water ina frying pan, then the saucepan in that-- this is important, because the oil can smoke and/or catch fire if you heat it directly on a burner. (to prevent burning the oil), then melt in the wax and the Vaseline. Experiment with proportions, but the main ingredient is the oil. When it cools, it looks solid, but will liquefy at body temperature. It stays slippery without getting gummy like most of the lubes or hand lotions. To wash it off your hands or penis later, use Dawn dish soap, or Dr. BronnerÕs liquid castile soap. I use Albolene all the time to masturbate. A little goes a long way so it is very economical. If you wait for the sales in Walgreen's you can get individual jars for about ten dollars. That jar will last you a long time. Also if you really like to masturbate, you can buy it by the case and get each jar for about eight dollars. Now for my favorite masturbate technique. I go to a nude beach in Santa Cruz, CA in a private area surrounded by stones and tree branches. The sand is so warm. I lay a blanket on the sand and then I take my knee and force a shallow depression in the blanket. I take a dry cleaner plastic bag, (when you get your suit dry cleaned) and lay that on top of the depression. You can fill the depression with mineral oil or just cover your penis with Albolene and lay your penis in the puddle of oil. While laying there you can gather some sand under the blanket to form a woman's breasts. Also with your toes you can dig holes in the sand for your feet to fit into so you are laying nice and flat on the warm blanket and sand. I get a good magizine to look at and I masturbate for hours while reading the magizine. It is so much fun. Albolene 60 years ago was known as THEATRICAL COLD CREAM and is basically just solidified mineral oil. It was great for removing stage make up and then at the age of 16 discovered its other uses. It is also great for giving massages as it stays on the skin and then when you take a shower, you will feel all smooth all over. It's best feature is that that ever you are doing, if you change your mind, it has no taste. I've taken care of a lot of teen age boys and always gave them their own jar of the best masturbation cream in the world, and they all took it when they left. It also opened conversations between us when they realized that I realized that all teenagers masturbate, so they have a ball. And the more they know it's OK to grunt and make vocal noises during and at the point of climax, do they suddenly know how great that realize can be. However it will dissolve a Condom, so don't use it there. BABY OIL GEL: comments I use Vaseline to masturbate with when I just started at about age of 14. I would spread it on my penis and then wrap my fingers around my shaft and slowly run my hand up and down the shaft and over the head until I ejaculated all aver my hand. I only started useing baby oil about 10 years age and found my hand will slid over my penis better than useing Vaseline. I think baby oil is "a guys's best friend!" I recently discovered baby oil gel - an it's fantastic! Anybody ever use shaving foam in the shower? - Edge gel works great! - It has a great feel! - ya just need to use it in the shower, 'cause outside, it gets pretty messy! I'm an "older guy" who has been masturbating for years, now - have used alot of different lubes - these are my favorites - let's hear from more of you guys out there! This is a great forum - you can learn alot from other guys' experience! I had used Baby Oil until I read about Baby Oil Gel. It is much better then just the Baby Oil. It washes off better and isn't nearly as runny (no pun intended). THANKS! i dont know about that man but i use vasalene and it works just fine just take a glob and spread it over your hand and over the tip of ur penis especially but make sure its on ur hand to rub the tip of the penis till u no its about time then u can begin the traditional method of top to bottom extra influence on the tip again i dont know bout ur stuf but vasaline defenatly works fine I found that if you add little Ibit of cold cream to the mix you have a wonderful slick lube and it wont dry out as fast. I tend to be able to stroke it for up to an hour and without the cold cream I always have to re-apply the lube. Thanks This is a great lube, especially in the shower. It wont wash off, and is complete unaffected by the water. Its also cheap and readily available at most grocery and drug stores. Five stars for this one. I was happy with Crisco until somebody said it was shortening. I use a combination of Johnson's Baby Oil and Johnson's Bedtime Lotion...and you can Jack forever and the feeling is great, try it with some Horny Mariah Carey music in the background and you can masturbate with the music.... I like to use warming KY mixed in the Detane. The warming Ky can really wake up my prick since it causes a slight glowing and itchy feeling. and the Detane (just a little dab will do you) calms it down and is a great lubricant. I alternate applying them and keep beating off for a very very long time. Sometimes I will use the KY on my shaft and the Detane on my prickhead. An alternate to lotions I have tried on very hot days is getting fully erect, then plunging it into a tall glass of ice water and holding it down as it tries to come up for a breath of fresh air. I grip it tightly and wait until it gets a bit blue and chilly then withdraw and stroke again until I am erect. It is also entertaining to rub my boner with an ice cube , it is a great tingling sensation. Pond's cold cream is VERY nice, too :) I ust two mian lubes. (I'm circumsized.) The first is grapeseed oil. It has a great silky feeling and I tend to use it most as there is no give away aroma. The second is a dob of hand cream rubbed well in and then I add a little baby oil until the texture is right for me. However, I'm going to buy the baby gel as well. It sounds excellent. COCOA BUTTER IS BETTER: comments This is the first lube I've ever used. I bought some yesterday, and wow, did I ever have a fun time last night! The cocoa butter never dries out, and it only takes a small amount. The bottle I got was only about $3.25 (at Target) and will sure last me a long time. Only downside to this is there is quite a bit of smell that stayed on my hand, even after washing. Thanks Jackinworld, you just to my masturbation to a whole new level! This also feels good if you use The Body Shop Cocoa Butter Hand and Body Lotion. It feels great Thanks Jackin World.... The first thing I masturbated with was cocoa butter, It works great, Love the stuff! bought some yesterday and WOW!!! was it fantastic Even the smell was intoxicating!!! Incredibe! The first wave hit my forehead and theÊrest landed on my chest. I read about this today and by chance found some in a supermarket - definitely one to go for... First, it feels great, and second, it's good for your skin so you can rub it in - no cleanup! Age 20, UK FAKE SEMEN LUBE: comments this is GREAT lube i discovered when I was making gluten free muffins. Xanthem powder is available in health food shops and is used in thickening sauces and as a binding agent in breads. Anyway! a half a cup of luke warm water in a jar with 1 tsp of Xanthem powder (more or less, work it out)- well shaken!! It is like a jar of good lube, water soluble, safe to eat and CHEAP!! the whole lot costs about 20 cents to make. For fake sperm all you need to do is add a cosmetic sunbloc lotoin to this lube ( I use Oil of Olay complete) It keeps well in a jar and its not sticky or oily and dries well on your hands. I once squirted some on the legs of someone that i wanted to finish sexwith quickly. He thought Id ejaculate and he wiped it up and wanked wth it - he was very impressed with the effect!! There you go!! I made a lube like that and really got off on the way it looked smeared all over my penis and the sloshing sound it made while stroking. I can masturbate with and/or eat my own semen and only masturbate once Ð by using the ÒStop and GoÓ method. I have released up to 3 loads of my candy-like semen before having an orgasm. IÕve been doing this since I was about 16 and am now 30 so have practiced extensively! I always wanted to taste it but after I had an orgasm, I no longer had the desire, I found a solution to this with the "Stop and Go" - I get semen to play with and still have the sexual desire needed to spends hours and hours of fun. MAN THIS IS SO GREAT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!! (TRY IT GUYS!) Edible Fake Semen: 1. Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk. 2. (1) Egg white 3. Add sugar until desired thickness is achieved. I just tried this...WOW!!! Not only does it look like semen, it has the same feeling between my fingers and on my penis! This recipe is a keeper! I only have one complaint...any way you can make it TASTE like semen? :-) This is a great lube and works best when you use a little more body lotion then K-Y Jelly. That works the best because there is a little resistance and grip when masturbating instead of having your hand slide everywhere. Semen is a great lube! I might have to try this one to see how it works. This sounds good. Another combo is 1/2 part jojoba (purchase in bulk form from a natural health store) and 1/2 part Aoe Vera, if that equals 1/2 cup, then add 3 capsules of Vitamin E. Very good feel. hahaha thats funny stuff im gonna try makin it JELL-O LUBE: comments Avoid sugared lubricants! Avoid using lubricants with significant amounts of sugar, because they can cause yeast or bacteria growth. (can you say infection) And if you are tempted to, wash thoroughly afterwards! Gelatin is also a decent media for bacteria growth, but not nearly so good as sugar. So, I disagree with this idea. this is mad it gave me a 22" The best ever lube is callled ASTROGLIDE, and you find it in the women's hygine department at the drugstore. The reason for it's nameÊcomes from it'sÊinvention to use as aÊlubricationÊinÊrelation to the astronaut's outer-space duties. It is the most slippery lubrication imaginable, is water based, water soluable, condom compatible and long lasting. A few drops goes a long way. Try it and you will be very, very pleased! DentureÊglue powder is the best! it works under water. For an edible lube, try this. Wash a condom with soap and water. Rinse. Dry. Blow air into it, and coat the outside with corn starch. Place a few drops of water in the condom. Without the condom, stroke until Cowper's fluid appears. Smear around head of penis. You can now pull the condom over your penis. The Cowper's fluid and the drops of water will provide a good lube. Masturbate to orgasm. If you freeze the condom and contents in a small container, it can be thawed next time and re-used. After a number of uses, you may want to swallow the accumulated semen while masturbating, as it will be pure semen, with no inedible additives. Someone asked about using a different kind of oil, instead of baby oil, to make the Jell-O lube edible. Be certain NOT to use Mineral Oil, as that is an emetic and can cause diarrhea, depending on how much is eaten. Anything more than a tablespoon at a time can cause an unwanted reaction. Altho I have not tried this, I believe Wesson oil or (if you're health conscious) Canola oil will work equally well as baby oil -- only the smell will be different. Both of those oils are edible. Because of the Jell-O flavors, this sounds like a whole lotta fun and I can't wait to try it! I tryed this the other day, I would recomend that the people who use this lube use it in the shower. When its done being made it feels great and looks like gel, the things is, if you can, try not to use colored jello..get the clear kind if possible. If you end up using the colored jello it will stain your hands and penis. But other then that,whoever came up with this method gets 2 thumbs up from me and my ....,keep the great ideas coming. SLICK-ACTION LUBE: comments Awesome, make sure the mayonnaise is cold out of the fridge and use right away. The icy cold mayonnaise and the warmth of the clove oil what a feeling!!! You can even eliminate the rest of the ingredients and just go at it with a jar of mayo!!! we thank you for this recipe. It has served us and our favorite parts well. We found it amazing. We recently tried Stroke 29 and this is quite comparable in texture and concept, although our homemade slick action lube lasted longer, but had quite an aroma that we hated the first time we used it so we'd like to suggest less clove oil. For our second batch we subsititued the clove oil with cistus oil. It really enhanced the recipe. It gave the lube more tingle--a wonderful cooly icy tingle that our penises enjoyed. Our KY Jelly was almost gone so we had to cut the KY Jelly in half and for the rest we used Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil Gel (a good lube in itself)Êwhich we noticed made the slick action lube even slicker and was probably the reason our 2nd batch lasted so much longer. I think you will findÊour changes to be a improvementÊand we urgeÊyou to get your ass in the kitchen so you can sit that ass down and get strokin. wouldnt it make your penis smell clove-oil extract is the sickest smelling thing ever. oh yeah, mayonnaise isnt too pleasant either. anyway, it sounds like cooking recipe gone wrong. its gross sounds like fun penis is awsem!! ULTIMATE MASTURBATION FLUID: comments i did this and it burned all the skin off my penis thanks a lot im allergic to VaselineÊ OH MY GOD, I WAS DOING THIS IN MA SHOWER ND MY GF CAME IN AND HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM AND SHE SAW ME AND SHE LAUGHED SO HARD AND THEN I WAS EMBARASSED AND THEN SHE THREW UP LOL! be careful some people are alergic to Aloe Vera and will get a rash or skin irritation DO IT!! Mix butter or vegetable oil with honey to get the desired viscosity. Place about a tablespoon of this mix in a condom. Insert penis and masturbate. Afterwards place the contents in your mouth and savor the flavor. Swallow. great stuff / try puttingÊthe mixÊin a baggie, then put your penis on the edge of a flat surface ex: ping pong table. put your load in the baggie on the edge of the table. put both hands on top of your penis and put some weight on it, it feels great your can feel the slime aroundÊyour dick as you thrust into the baggie. 1 towel for easy clen up -13Ê Oh my god!! That is the best stuff ever. I masturbate a lot. But after awhile I kind of stopped. It got boring I didn't get that much pleasure. Then I found this site on google. I went to it thinking nothing would change. I found this lube and oh.. It changed the way i masturbate forever. This is my new tool! Thanks Jackin' World. You changed the way I wack-off!lol, thanks! | |||
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