A woman scolded a male commuter on my morning train ride. Apparently he tried to cut the line when exiting the carriage. By itself, this was no big deal. But her assertiveness displayed confidence, grace, and commanded respect. The image lingered in my mind all day and drove a very powerful orgasm that night, and many more since.
- age 39, New York
This Week's Wackiest Response:
When I plug anything into an electrical outlet.
- age 18, Georgia
I live in a rural area, and seeing a girl ride a horse bareback makes me want to masturbate. (The horse is the one bareback; otherwise, it would be a sexual scenario.)
- age 58, Georgia
When I see a woman cross her nicely shaped legs, or even if I just see a woman walking down the street in a good pair of heels that flexes her calves...
- age 20, California
When I see guys swimming with their clothes on – on TV, in the movies, or in real life – it gives me an erection and I want to join them.
- age 39, Minnesota
Women eating hot dogs.
- age 19, Mexico
Just seeing a pretty girl walking by...does that count as non-sexual? Or sometimes, a picture of a pretty girl in an ad in the daily newspaper does it for me.
- age 50, California
Seeing people show parts of the body that they don't intend to, such as a beautiful woman showing her underwear as she gets off the bus or a guy showing his butt crack as he sits down.
- age 43, Mexico
Nonsexual and masturbate? The question is an oxymoron!
- age 18, Australia
When I see empty forest areas, I want to masturbate. I guess it's because I've always wanted to masturbate all nude in the woods in the springtime.
- age 15, Maryland
When I sit down and look at the sky for a long time, I notice the urge to masturbate. It's odd; I don't know why.
- age 19, Texas
Sometimes when I am shaving my face and using shaving gel, it turns me on. Just the feel of that gel and lathering into a nice creamy think substance gives me an erection.
- age 18, Delaware
I am 100% straight, and could never imagine myself being in a homosexual encounter, but whenever I see older men (especially married ones) working out or in somewhat tight clothes, I get quite aroused. I usually go home and masturbate when I see something like this.
- age 16, Colorado
This sounds really stupid, but I often get an urge to masturbate when I am on a bus! Maybe it's the vibrations or something, but there's something about being on a bus...
- age 19, United Kingdom
Rain and thunder – I really enjoy making love to my wife during thunderstorms, but sometimes she isn't around. I'd rather be with her, but a self-induced orgasm during a storm is almost as good.
- age 43, Florida
Feet, whether a girl's or my mate's – nice feet make me just want to go at it.
- age 16, Australia
Often, as I drive along a lonely stretch of California coastline I will fantasize about pulling off to the side of the road and hiking down to a deserted beach to masturbate. With that strong visual thought in mind, I start thinking about how I will do it – maybe as I lie in the warm sun with the waves lapping gently at my toes, or maybe I will do it leaning up against some warm rocks.
- age 49, California
Seeing a beautiful lake or a bouquet of roses gives me an urge to pleasure myself. I also love angels. I don't consider the human body as merely a sexual tool, so I think the nude male human body also gives me an urge.
- age 16, Michigan
I love imagining a Caribbean afternoon on the beach, a rainy thunderstorm, and trees.
- age 19, Texas
Just being alone. My wife and I have three kids and two jobs and have to be creative to find time for sex or even just to talk quietly to each other. Once I do find myself alone, at home or even out on a trail in the forest, I get the urge to pay attention to myself and this can be by writing or thinking about my life, but often I need to masturbate first.
- age 38, Michigan
I don't get lots of privacy at home, so the bathroom is the only place for me to masturbate! Whenever I go into a bathroom, I get an erection – at my house, at restaurants...anywhere.
- age 17, Brazil
If something is non-sexual, how can it induce a desire to masturbate? Does something non-sexual become sexual if one becomes compelled to masturbate, or was it really sexual all along?
- age 63, Michigan
When I'm at the gym and there are guys lifting weights, I want to masturbate.
- age 17, Arizona
Here is an honest answer shared by a subculture of females: watching Eddie Izzard perform – not because he is a masculine, heterosexual transvestite (no drag-queen stuff here), but because he is sex on a stick for many women. Many Web sites are devoted to the sexual obsession he inspires in women. I have had some amazingly intimate conversations with women who also experience an increase in libido from seeing him perform. Many have said that their male partners have never known that the huge horniness they experienced and the need for sex with a man was stimulated by the visual and auditory stimuli that they get from seeing Eddie on video. There is a visual component to female sexuality, but who has tried to figure that out? Probably, few women confess this to their partner. Still, it is quite real. This may be like what males experience with the visual aid of porno. It seems to happen with his persona at a higher level than just the fan-star relationship. One Web site had a long line of women who called their vibrator or showerhead "Eddie."
- age 35, California (female)
For me, it's seeing very long hair on women (waist-length and longer) and me thinking about brushing it and letting it fall in my lap. Also when I get to scenes of me cutting it all off, it makes me want to masturbate so badly.
- age 16, Illinois
When I see a warm, sunny cityscape from my balcony, I sometimes feel peaceful and relaxed, and so inclined to masturbation.
- age 23, Italy
A lot of guys at my school like to wear their pants really baggy, completely showing off their boxers. I have an extreme underwear fetish, so this always gives me an erection.
- age 15, Oregon
When I see a Porsche 911 Turbo zooming by. Oh, yeah!
- age 19, Malaysia
Pregnant women really turn me on. For some reason whenever I see those huge breasts and big, round belly, I have a very powerful urge to masturbate – just thinking about it gives me an erection.
- age 15, Australia
Porto-potties on construction sites.
- age 42, California