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Do you masturbate to make yourself feel good, or to try and imitate sex?
Imitate sex
16%
Feel good
84%
Total votes: 127597
wait until your parents go away on holiday and by a flesh light.. coz im not gonna lie iv tried all of these and compared tho a flesh light or flesh jack you might as well shag some wire wool. but still better than nothing if your desperate
GR-8 variation. this is by far the best
This is a great technique but try this variation....you will only need a latext glove a sock, 2 sponges and your favorite lube. First dip the 2 sponges in some hot water and leave it there for about 3-6 mins. Then Get a soft and elastic sock, and turn the open part inside out over the toe part. Now get the latex glove and lube the inside to ur liking. now get the 2 sponges and squeeze water out of them (not every single drop, just to create that warm sensation). Place the glove in between the sponges like a sandwich .(make sure the rim of the glove is not within the sponges)place "the sandwich" in the hole of the sock until only the rim of the gloves stick out. Now you may fold the extra latex over the sock so it will stay secure..after this have fun! `the gr8t 1
The sock&condom methed is by far the best... Here are some enhancements i call the sock&condom " naughty knotty" version: the method makes an artificial vagina using a condom, string, one sock, elastic bandages and a hand towel. the technique holds the tip of the condom stretched towards the front, while the "lip" of the condom is turned inside-out over a rolled up sock to form the labia. the penis is therefore going in&out of this artificial vagina. details as follows: unroll 1 condom completely wash in lukewarm water and liquid handsoap to remove packing lube (plastic condoms are stronger and more expensive than latex, but are recommended). this will make knotting easier. with a 1-2ft. (30-50cm.) long piece of string (or lanyard, ribbon, whatever) tie a knot at one end of the string. tie the resevoir tip to the end of the string... simply 1 tie will do... tighten this enough so the tip of the condom doesn't untie... pull on condom & string to test (this will slide the condom up against the string knot). the condom and string are one... cut your nails first or you risk cutting the condom (especially latex kind) one sock will do, but the quality and type of sock makes a difference in the final result! i recommend LONG girls knee-high socks, (the softer and fluffier as possible). you can buy a pair for at your local department store for you real or imaginary daughter, sister or girlfriend... now for the measuring: take ONE sock, tie a knot at it's toe (no too tight). roll the open end of your sock to form the labia (not more than an inch thick (2.5cm). verify that you have enough length of sock between the labia and the knot for your penis (or more). mark the place on the string which corresponds to the length of your sock (rolled and knotted) add about 8 inches (15cm). measure from the opening of your condom/string combo down to the string. you can use a marker pen or tape to mark your string... the extra eight inches correspond to the length of sock tied into a knot... you can cut off the extra string... ok, un-tie the knot at the end of your sock. roll up the sock half way, hold the string (marked end) and insert this all the way into the toe of your sock. pull you hand out of the sock but keep the string inside the toe. now make your knot again, making sure that the end of the string is caught inside the knot. roll up the sock opening (again) to make the labia. verify that you have enough length of sock between the labia and the knot for your penis (or more). test that the condom is securely attached to the sock, by pulling on it. carefully turn the opening of your condom "the lip" (found inside of sock) inside-out OVER the "sock-labia". careful with your nails. the condom will stretch - don't worry... stretch the artificial vagina by pulling the labia and knot apart. make sure the sock's labia is well tucked under the condom lip (turned inside-out). these previous steps are trial and error, soon you will master the art... now get a roll of elastic bandaging (the kind used for sprains, etc.) there are different types. the best is soft and NOT TOO ELASTIC. wrap the bandage around your sock (between the labia & knot). NOT TOO TIGHT - KEEP IT FAIRLY LOOSE - hold the knot with your knees to keep the sock "stretched" while wrapping. tuck the end of the bandage under a wrap to finish. REDO: stretch the artificial vagina by pulling the labia and knot apart. make sure the sock's labia is well tucked under the condom lip (turned inside-out). you're almost there! use a hand towel and loosely wrap you arti-vagina (like a jelly-roll) - make sure the knot sticks out the back end. DON'T roll too tight - keep it loose-ish! (use another bandage to keep towel rolled) keep it loose! now you've got a big bun for fun. pull on the knot to tighten the labia - the condom should be stretched (the condom should be tightly pulled around the labia area). use a couple o'drops of ky to check out / verify / adjust the inside. you're ready! lubricant - the best is unsalted BUTTER (not margarine) - melt in microwave 10-20 seconds. matress method - lay a towel on the floor for drippin's... keep your vagina dangling out from the matress for a better reality... ky your penis for first insertion. once your in, twist the vagina around a couple of times to lube evenly. keep a couple o'kleenexes around...
I put a well lubed latex glove into the sock, (push it down with a toilet roll tube cut to enable a smaller diameter to be formed) turn it down and secure with a rubber band. Roll the tube in a hand towel, and bind the roll tightly. Put the towel end section in a drawer in your wash basin bench. Close the drawer to secure the "vagina" which will be hanging at the right height for you to enter and pump your heart out - or semen!
Recently ive been experimenting with the sock and condom technique, and hope youll consider using it somewhere in JackinWorld, because after some trial and error, i do feel there are a few things worth mentioning, to really make this great technique work well. So heres what ive learned, first if like me and your not well endowed, it may take some time, to find sock that will fit your penis just right, and this might take awhile to find the proper fit. The other thing ive realized that to really make this technique work is sometimes staying power and maintaining an erection can be a problem. However ive found a creative way around it, and that is to take a rubber band, and wrap it up around the base of your penis, if you do this right, it will keep you hard, sort of like a penis ring, and can also keep the condom in place too. Then your ready to go for it, just slip the socks over penis and masturbate normally, or you can also use this along with the vagina stroke and thrust, either way its great fun, and feels pretty cool. I hope this helps anyone whose been wanting to try this so have fun and enjoy.
I have used the sock in condom method many times. It brings the most vagina like feel to masturbation. Also after you have lubed the condom and put your penis in it, put a tight but not too tight fitting rubber band around the base of your penis to hold the condom on. This allows you to pump as hard as you want with out the worry that the condom will fall off. While it is enjoyable to put your penis between the mattress, try using a sock and towel and standing at the bathroom counter top. Hold the sock/towel with your hand and you can pump with a lot of force while standing. Also do this at least three time in a row. By the third time you will be able to last for an hour and give yourself the most intense orgasm of your life.