My first introduction to the wonderful world of penises and masturbation occurred when I was in 5th grade. I was toddling from my classroom out to the playground when my best friend yelled out my name. I turned around. My buddy was wearing a pair of loose-fitting sweatpants and he had a monster erection — well, monster by 5th-grade standards. "Hard as a rock!" he yelled excitedly. I smiled obliviously. What was that supposed to mean? The next morning, I asked my mom what it meant when my penis got hard. Predictably, she turned beet-red and told me to ask my father. My father, who is even more easily embarrassed then my mother, told me that it meant I had to pee.
I was 10. For about a year and a half, I was careful to attempt urination every time I had an erection, but I found that I rarely could, or that I simply didn't want to. I realized there must be more to the situation, and I put it upon myself to figure out the Mystery of the Hard Penis.
The summer before I started 7th grade, my best friend had a birthday party, where he promised that we would watch a very special movie. I assumed it was something of unusual violence which I normally wouldn't be allowed to see. Imagine my surprise when he popped in a porno. Now, I knew what sex was, and I'd taken those "little kid" sex-ed classes. But I never actually knew what sex entailed, and I never realized that an erection and sex had anything to do with one another. As I watched the video, something clicked in my brain. I looked over to my friend and saw that he was rubbing his penis through his pants. I nervously asked what he was doing. He told me he was "beating off." And I don't know how, but all the puzzle pieces lined up in my head and I solved my mystery.
That night, after I got home, I played with my testicles until I had a very hard erection. Then I experimented with different ways of holding and wiggling my penis. I found that dragging a bedsheet over my glans produced a wonderful shivering sensation.
I continued my experimentation for about two weeks, until I was at my friend's house again. He put the porn tape back in, and I did some very careful examination. Fortunately, it was hardcore (he stole it from an older brother), so I got a good view of what things should be like. I realized that beyond just jiggling my penis around, I should stroke it. I started stroking my penis and soon had an intense feeling, like I was going to urinate. I remember right before my first orgasm, it occurred to me that my father may have been right all along. However, what came out of my penis was not urine. It was a sticky whitish liquid. I wiped it up and decided that this was the greatest thing that had ever happened to me.
I experimented with masturbation. I've used every type of lube I can find in my house. I've stuck my penis in just about every penis-size orifice I could find. I purchased one of those fuzzy hotel blankets for the sole purpose of rubbing my penis.
For years now, I've made it my goal to masturbate as often as I can. In the beginning, it was quick sessions in the shower or right before I went to bed. When I was 14, I discovered JackinWorld and became a devoted follower of everything on the site. I've experimented with just about every technique displayed, as well as every JackinForum suggestion that sounded doable.
The first time I masturbated with another person was when I was 15. I was at my friend's house (a different friend) who also had an older brother who collected hardcore pornos. We put in a video and threw blankets over our crotches so we wouldn't be "disgusted" by the sight of each other's erections. I remember glancing over at him and seeing his blanket slowly moving up and down. Finally, he looked at me and shrugged. Without a word, we both pulled off our blankets and pulled out our penises and started stroking. We've done it a few times since, and it's no big deal. It's just a mutual release of sexual tension.
I'm still happily masturbating, usually every night. As I get older, the time it takes for me to masturbate has lengthened considerably. It usually takes me about 20 minutes to achieve orgasm, using the "fist" method. I have a girlfriend now, and she's amazing. We have had sex, and she gives amazing "handjobs." I showed her JackinWorld once, and she uses it constantly to improve her methods.
I love masturbation and cannot imagine life without it. It's a great sexual release, it feels amazing, and it helps me out emotionally. JackinWorld is an amazing site because it celebrates the universal art of masturbation in an informative and educational way. Hooray for JackinWorld!
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Mystery of the Hard Penis
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