banana

Me, my life, and my masturbation habits: This is the story of my life, or at least my life that started around the time I was 12 years old. Changes began to occur that would ultimately alter the way I would live for the rest of my days. Fantasizing, feelings about girls, and the yearning in my loins started to take complete control of my groin, and all the while during this change, I worried none. I realized I was starting to finally become a man.

First, place a condom on your penis. Next, cut the top off a banana and scoop out the fruit, leaving a hollow peel. Get a plastic sandwich baggie and place the banana peel inside. Then put the baggie containing the peel in between the mattresses of your bed. If the mattresses are too firm, put a crumpled-up T-shirt on top and bottom of the baggie when it is between the mattresses. Finally, place your penis (with condom on) into the banana peel and start going. The condom reduces chaffing and also helps with the cleanup process.