Cool as a Cucumber: Comments

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It was great but need Biger cucumber it broke but it was still great

I tried this just a little bit ago and I loved it! Although the cucumber was to small and my dick almost ripped through it it felt great! My orgasm was extrordinary and my cum amount was huge. This is a tool I will use a lot. And next time I will make sure I get a bigger cucumber.

I have found that if you leave the cucumber on the counter for a day, not only does it warm up (esp. if you leave it in a hot garage) it's easier to scoop out the insides and the outer skin is still strong enough to withstand a great amount abuse... unless you're a madman! ;)

Nothing really beats the original ice-cold, hollowed out cucumber, though.

WOW!!! Just tried this, and all I can say is WOW. Extremely enoyable technique; thanks for the tip!

I LOVE THIS TECHNIQUE!!!! It is great!!!! What is great is when you combine this technique with something all of you should know from boyscouts....take the cucumber around your penis and twist it like a stick like you are trying to start a fire. It feels GREAT!!!!!

I ran across this one after having seen it on a video on youtube.com (http://youtube.com/watch?v=J1STDz5JvrE). In order to view it you will have to log-in or create an account. I was curious if that would work. One day I went shopping in the grocery store and passed the cucumbers. Needless to say I bought one to satisfy my curiosity. I followed the instructions, but had to cut an additional pen sized hole for air to escape. OMG that feels great. I will never doubt this site again.

Have been using this idea for a number of years. However recently discovered a new variation. When I was moving furniture recently I realised that the dining room table pulls apart in the middle to allow for an extra leaf to be added. This got me thinking. Next time I was going to use a cucumber I opened up the table, laid the cucumber between the two halves of the table and carefully pushed the two halves back together until they were gripping the cucumber. Stripping naked I stood beside the table and inserted my penis into the cucumber - perfect height and the cucumber was gripped by the table. I then did my usual trick of filling the cucumber with shaving foam and started to thrust. Because the cucumber is held securely I could put my hands behind my back or on top of my head while i masturbated. The orgasm when it came was one of the most intense i`ve ever had

this works really good~! now evey time im in the produce section i get an erection

Cucumber be not too cool. Papaya is kooler. Get a medium size (length of your penis + 1/2 inch) Cut half inch off the tail end. Spoon out all seeds. [or leave them - if you are cut (as you will need the extra stimulation)] Don't warm it! (that will take away its koolness). Get into bed nude Put a cushion over it (opened end out) Place your hooded cucumber in. Stay quiet a few minutes to get used to its koolness. Then gently withdraw a little, re-enter fully, withdraw a little more, re-enter fully, withdraw still a little more, withdraw half the length of your penis, (now you will hear some squelching...) re-enter more fully (if possible), withdraw completely, then re-enter (faster), withdraw (faster still), now step on the accelerator and stop only when you run out of fuel... End of the tale: get a spoon and scoop out your supper: happy sweet wetdreams!

Heh, thanks for the idea. I got the biggest cucumber I could get my hands on, about 10" long and nice and big around, followed your advice and was it good, WOW. I have an 8 1/2" penis and after masturbating with it, I ejaculated a load you wouldn't believe, it won't be the last time.

When I was in the Air Force I used to go to a little mound along the runway, make a hole in the grassy slope and put my penis into it and hump it to orgasm. I have often used a round plastic deodorant stick casing in a similar fashion to the zuccini/cuke idea. A small hole in the cap allows for thrusting into it and the for creating a vacuum with the hole covered with a finger when pulling it away from the body. Its almost as good as oral sex!! After ejaculation I can unscrew the cap and drink my semen and/or wash it out easily for reuse.

I tried this for the first time in my mid-30's, I've used grapefruit and melons with a hole cut into them before and enjoyed them, but this is really much better. I didn't think that the cuke would be large enough or strong enough to hold together, but I was wrong. I had a nice large cuke in the 'fridge and just thought I'd try it the other night. I scooped out the insides and cut a small hole at the end, so the suction wouldn't keep me from stroking in and out. I wrapped it in a towel and put it on my bed between a couple of pillows and entered it in the missionary position. The cuke was snug and slippery and felt very pleasant and gave me a wonderful orgasm. It was great! I think the feeling of stroking inside the cuke is the closest thing I've found to the feeling of being in a vagina. I wish I'd know about this when I was younger.